THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,this here half-brained heffa is Sarah Lynn Clark.Originally from Hamilton,Ontario but transplanted to the east coast because her family don’t trust her as far as they could throw her. She’s a sleazy,skeezy,sloot who uses people through manipulation and lies.Sleeps with unemployed and/or alcoholic losers while guys that genuinely cared about her are tossed aside or she runs from her feelings like theif in the night. She has custody of 4 kids(from 3 different daddies,none of which want anything to do with them or her)and shes had bout 3 or 4 more since she was 15,but they got taken because she is a horrible parent(CPS prolly figured ‘fck it,we can keep takin them,but shell jus keep havin more’)
She had one…..ONE decent man(behind the frowny face)in her life that bent over backwards,went half way across the country to be by her side in a time she needed him…..hell he even lost his virginity to this whale-assed waste….and she used his feelings for her against him then got surprised when he actually got pissed off at her to the point of damn near turning into a big green rage monster. She’s a terrible person,a gutless manipulator, a useless friend and a pointless relationship. If you want a woman worth her weight in gold,look someplace else. If you want a tramp who swallows c*m like Gabe Iglesias swallows tacos….make a trip to Truro and ask around because someone is gonna know her….shes that reputable.
Multiple couches could only mean one thing…that’s someones bed, probably not hers cause she wouldn’t fit.- nik