THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m a little behind because I don’t care about sports, but this morning my boyfriend was watching this trial about a guy named Aaron Hernandez and OMG that has to be the hottest guy on earth. Something about a bad boy that turns me on. I’m not even kidding, I took a few pictures and went to the bathroom and masturbated to him. Um God he had me so sweaty and I was picturing him doing really really nasty things to my body and all my holes. Tonight when I have sex with my man, Ill be thinking about Aaron the whole time. HOT!!!!
Aaron Hernandez and ScarJo should make babies.- nik