THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This is Ashley Murphy (brunet) from Smithville, Missouri. She is currently a freshman at Missouri Western State University in St. Joseph, Missouri and a member of TriSigma sorority. Don’t let this cute innocent face fool you Nik; Ashley is an overly dramatic ho, who likes to sleep with people’s boyfriends. She’s always whining and makes a big deal out of everything! She acts like she’s too damned good for the world because she thinks she is hot! What’s more, she is a cheating slut! She has a boyfriend named, Gage, who is going through hell at boot camp while she goes out and sucks and fuks frat boy’s dicks! Honestly, who the hell is that low? The funny part of this is TriSigma’s motto is “Faithful unto death,” which she obviously isn’t! So Nik, what do you make of this girl?
Welcome to college.- nik