THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing Carmen Lee Dent, one of Mount Saint Mattresses ugliest bimbos. This woman thinks that she is hot because she worked at Hooters and now has a “career” at a local gym. Her yellow hair is disgusting, but not any more disgusting than those huge horse teeth she likes to show off when she is plastered drunk downtown. Thank God Carmz met Michael. Now she can quit giving blow jobs in the local strip club parking lot. Carmen has more drama than a soap opera and she loves to get on everyone’s nerves when out in public. Put your tongue back in your mouth Carmen, Miley Cyrus is still a million times hotter than you. For Halloween, I suggest going as Lady Gaga, as she is old news, busted, ugly as sin, and reminds us all a lot of you.
I’d wear all brown and go as a horse if I were here.- nik