THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sad, sorry, confused soul is Caitlyn Brown from Pittsburgh. (Bellevue actually) She is a racially confused attention seeking whore. Sometimes she’s white, black, mixed, Hawaiian or some combination of all. Her mom is white, her dad is black. Sounds easy to figure out to me, but she’s so confused. At one point, she switched to a city school, Alderdice, and was acting soooo ghetto black it was unbelievable. Then she became some type of “hippie, wildflower , lover.” So during that phase, she decided to get some weakass dread locks for like 2 months. All she did was post pics and call herself a “dread head”,…. Yeah, Idk. Now, out of no where she thinks she’s a Wiccan or some type of witch….. She posts pictures of these stupid spell books, cauldrons, and spices. This girl is soooo thirsty for attention. Every two days she’s posting about wanting a girlfriend, boyfriend, getting laid, now she’s posting about not having any friends etc. She has a high body count of at least 15 different guys and 5 girls. She used to claim to be a rapper and be in the studio, then she was an American Eagle model but no one could ever find real pictures of her. She posts basic ass pictures in bras trying to get attention, but she has a body of a 12 year old. Nik, please help me try to find mental health help for her.
Dreads don’t make you look better, they make you look easier, which is the reason for the increase in attention.- nik