THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet 24 yr old Cori-Lynn Black. This slut bag recently sucked and butt fcked her way into the spirits industry as a sales rep for a local Portland liquor distributor. Little do these industry spirit all-stars know who they are dealing with. In my opinion, she has quickly climbed her way up the Northwest spirits socialite world as a closet slore, sucking whoever off she can for her own personal gain. She has contracted gonnorhea twice, has disgusting cellulite, and she thinks her +2s make up for her lack of intelligence, dim-witted personality, hideous stretch marks, and morals like Tory Lane. Oh did I mention that she has a 5 year old son? Whom she routinely leaves with her father (not the baby’s daddy because he left the second she was knocked up) and leaves for week long “business trips” with other industry peoples when she’s actually getting blacked out drunk every night, and fcking the next brand manager or portfolio liquor manager to make her way up to the top. This cum bucket deserves another blast in the face other than trout juice from the dirty…and so much more. Nik, wtf?
If the patrons could only see the under-side of that counter.- nik