THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the girl that Graham Douglas let me meet his parents. After him telling me I was too shy to be a stripper, frustrated him because I was a tease and not outgoing, taking my virginity, and letting me know I may have DRDs, I could readily pinpoint the source by a girl posting pictures on his page with a group of guys holding a dead mouse above her mouth and a tramp stamp (always accurate). Apparently before meeting the parents, he and his friends ran a train on her. After simply asking if they hooked up and telling her she might have DRDs, she goes on a rant about how in college sex is just sex and Graham is a good guy so stop telling myself and everyone that he isn’t. Fortunately enough, he tells me she has been fucked by more guys than girls he has in his life. Please help her realize she’s not a model because she took her shirt off in black and white lighting, to close her mouth, and to save up for tattoo removal. You would think having something engrained on your back would stop you from doing it with a drug dealer unprotected. This needs to stop. The tattoo reads: ” “Naked you are simple as one of your hands;Smooth, earthy, small, transparent, round. You’ve moon-lines, apple pathways Naked you are slender as a naked grain of wheat. Naked you are blue as a night in Cuba; You\’ve vines and stars in your hair. Naked you are spacious and yellow As summer in a golden church.” Apparently she likes how smooth and earthy having unprotected sex with a drug dealer is.