THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I have a question about the number of guys a girl can be with before it’s deemed sl*tty. I’m 24 in your opinion what’s an acceptable number? My ex begged me to count the guys I slept with and tell him the number then tried to make me feel like a sl*t. It’s fewer than 15, is that bad? BTW loved your book made the mistake of taking it on vacation in Miami & could not put it down and ended up staying in the hotel room the first night reading it, whoops.
By the age of 24 your sleep number should be 3. Anything more than 3 is a polluted womb.- nik