THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to one of Miami’s nastiest girls. Her name is Ivana and she’s always bragging about all the places she goes to, but her trips are all magically paid because she’s broke. She swears she’s the sh*t but she still lives at home and drives an old Mazda. The girl’s only twenty years old and has already slept with half of Miami. She recently got +2′s and I heard her prices went up with them. I had a friend call her once and she said 200 for half an hour. What crazy man would pay that much for that?! I feel bad for her man, he swears he has a good girl. She’s full of DRD’s and I thought I should warn the DA, everyone steer away from her.
Bud Light Lime mutha f*cka!- nik