THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet a group of douchebags who get a kick off of being doucheabgs, Nathan Vanrooy, Jordan Klimack, and Mick Foley. These 3 are such best friends and have so much in common, they talk mad shit about people behind their backs or on Facebook, Instagrama and Twitter. Vanrooy is the white creampuff kid with the long, dirty blonde hair, Foley is the pale ginger kid, and Klimack is the yellow teeth, beaver. All three of them act like wiggers, they talk and act like they’re black, always saying shit like “yo, whats up homie”, in black voices. Then they want to act racist and say racist shit about black people. If you’re racist, then you shouldnt be trying to act like the race that you think are “hoodrats” and “lowlifes”. That’s how much of ignorant bitches they are. Vanrooy got punched in the face by a puerto rican kid for calling him a spic, and got a bloody nose and cried about it, then the kid stole his Ipod! Hahahah. Foley got his ass jumped for calling a mixed guy a monkey. Klimack didn’t show up twice to fight another dude. These preppy douchebags are no where close to being black or being “about that life” as so they claim. In reality, they know they would get their asses handed to them if they talked and acted like that in front of black people.
What ever happened to no shirt no service.- nik