THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow Scooby on Instagram when I saw that he had an account, gotta say….disappointing. Not saying I am the example to follow in life here, I’ve got my dirt too, but I just had a different impression of him. Not sure if this is a ploy by him to change his image, if he was always like this and just faking being decent, it’s a real change in his persona or if he’s always been like this and just kept it hidden? Either way it’s quite contrary to how he was perceived previously, by myself and a lot of people. Used to kinda think he was the “Angel on the shoulder” of The Dirty, or the conscience, seems not. Can you shed some light on this…..is this the REAL Scooby spewing all of this garbage? It would be funny coming from someone else, but it just seems like an act to be honest. Let’s be honest, back in the day if his posts were submitted and it wasn’t him he’d be as infamously douchey as The Burrito or The Frog. If this is actually how he thinks, he should be next to get a new DC name to reflect his personality. Did he just read The Game or something, is there a new season of The Pick-Up Artist filming that he’s a part of? I commented on his Instagram, as a concerned fan, only to be threatened with forced, unrequited, unwanted, anal penetration. Please tell Scooby I do not swing that way, I’m flattered though… So thanks, but no thanks Scooby.
It’s not him. I made the @ScoobySunday account as a joke. I’m writing as Scooby so he can attract wh*res and get laid one day. The real Scooby is still SOFT.- nik