THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, starting dating one hell of a girl. She has the looks, the job and knows how to present herself to my friends and family. I love her. My guys were talking about how many times they have turned on their home computer and its some porn that their girlfriend was watching still on the screen and after living with my chick for over 8 months, I realized that has never happened to me. She always tells me she doesn’t watch porn because it doesn’t do it for her, but I didn’t believe it. The only thing that I would see on the computer is youtube, she is always on youtube but clears the history after. I took my computer to a friend that is a complete nerd and we were able to find out what my girlfriend had been searching and it was all farting videos. It was really cute girls, farting over and over, we found out she had looked at over 4 hours of farting videos in just one day. I did some searching on google and I guess a lot of chicks are into this bizarre lesbian fetish. I hate fighting and am very scared to confront her on the situation because I don’t want to lose her. But now when we have sex, all I think about is how she probably wants me to fart so she can get off. I don’t know what to do. She is such a good girl, but even if I fart during sex will it make a difference since I’m a guy? Nik, how can I marry a girl like this?
This is very simple. Cook her pancakes for breakfast and randomly fart are the kitchen table. If she raises her eyebrows she is obviously a lesbian, but if she licks her lips… rip off her clothes and have breakfast sex and make sure you fart a couple times to increase her climax.- nik