Jovanna Garcia aka Miss Piggy Needs Butt Implants

December 3, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty 83 95,503 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jovanna Garcia is filthy. Let me point out her nastiness… She is a short leprechaun that looks like Miss Piggy. Literally with her fake blonde hair. She has no ass. Her boob job is sick. And so is that huge gap of hers. How many boob jobs will it take for her to get it right? Something is seriously wrong with her eyeballs… She needs to see an optometrist. Her eyeballs are always pointing in a weird direction, never at the camera. Sooo eerie. She’s barely 21 and has been to the Cayman Islands? Hmm I wonder how she accomplished that?

Who is her pregnant friend?- nik