Sometimes plastic cannot save the world – Old Elvira vs. New Elvira
Left- Old Elvira: She was full of life and passion (I miss her)
Right- New Elvira: She is stoic and stale (I will pay for new +2′s)
I want to cry. Why do women age like lizards?
Sometimes plastic cannot save the world – Old Elvira vs. New Elvira
without +2s she’d be hot
+2s always lose
Your low standards are clear.
I think the plastic surgery made her age much faster than she would have naturally.. so yes, plastic surgery makes you age like a lizard Nik, you are correct.
You obviously date in the dumpster. I feel sorry for you but you do have a place.
It’s really unreal (and sad) how quickly women’s looks go down hill in their late 20s. The girl on the left is quite literally my ideal woman. The girl on the right couldn’t even get me hard. Sad…..
So “old” Elvira is the young image?
“Old” as in the past…are you really that stupid?
Not that you were ever good looking nik but age isnt being kind to you either you ugly old fuck.
Women age like lizards because men like you demand they don’t age naturally.
I hope she takes you up on your offer of new +2′s and goes to the best surgeon in Beverly Hills to get them.
I like the way she looks. I Sapporo her chocs and hope she is happy with it. I also hope more women choose a more natural look. It is a healthier chocs fiscally & and mentally.
Don’t be dramatic, Nik..men don’t age that well, either, and yes, women do care about that.
what the fuck is going on with those sweater puppets in the right photo?
those are the type of flapjacks that belong on some middle aged, overly tanned trailer park dweller from central florida.
all that’s missing is a cheap gpc cigarette hanging out the corner of her mouth.
this is why getting fake jugs is stupid
Actually a ton of plastic surgery ages women
wtf happened to her boobs? Its like they deflated and drifted apart.
It’s called a push up bra.
She looks much more attractive on the right are you serious?
Who cares? She hasn’t been posted in awhile. Having regrets Nik? Are u trying to keep her “relevant”? If she ever was outside this website.
lol “aging”. She always looked the girl on the right. You’re just too stupid to see past makeup, colored contacts, photo filters and the three push up bra’s she’s wearing.
Is this the same person in both photos? If so, what happened to her +2′s?
lol “aging”. She always looked the girl on the right. You’re just too stupid to see past makeup, colored contacts, photo filters and the three push up bras she’s wearing.
I consider myself an expert in +2s but I cannot figure out what is going on with hers. She obviously has a lot of flex distortion which is why they look so awful and uneven and such when she’s got her arms anywhere but at her sides. But there is seriously something wrong with that left one… So saggy and downwardish. Why won’t she fix them?!? And why do they let her model lingerie and swimwear?!? It makes me not want to buy anything.
“Full of life and passion”?? You “miss” her….hmm ok? “Hi, my name is Shayne and I’m your wife motherfucker!”
Looks like she tried to go smaller on her implants. Most girls have to change them out ever 3-5 years. I thought all you morons knew this stuff
Very few men age beautifully, Nik. It’s the same for women. If you age beautifully, aka gals like Halle Berry, then you’re lucky.
It looks like she had them REMOVED. I don’t see how else they could look so deflated like that?
I’ll take either version. I think shes stunning.
Her boobs got in a fight and now they are avoiding each other!
Get real, not all women age horribly. Most men look like melted pudding when they age, so chill out.
Elvira messed with surgery too much and it shows, her implants look like they’ve been reduced or something.
Nik, You say you are here to change lives. Please tell me how you are doing that by proclaiming that “all women age like lizards.” It’s such a misogynistic thing to say. I come to your page for entertainment but seem to leave feeling dirty lately. Slowly my interest is dying.
Comparing ALL women to this LOT LIZARD is as stupid as your fake ass bimbo wife is ugly.
Gosh….she is haggard. I bet her box smells like a 2 week old can of tuna that’s been sitting in the sun………
Utterly tragic…in her prime I would have done anything to be with Elvira. I was never a fan of her fake breasts, yet I still found her to be incredibly attractive. It really saddens me to see what her poor decisions in life have come to – let her be a lesson for other young, beautiful brunettes, stay natural!
On her instagram she claims she’s a Whilhelmina model… how?? She’s still attractive but not as much as I used to think she was. It has nothing to do with her age but everything to do with all the plastic and small amount of weight loss. Her face is frozen and no longer supple and those boobs… PLEASE KELLY FIX YOUR BOOBS!! How can she be taken seriously as a model with all those old photos floating on the internet?
She also looks like she lost quite a bit of weight, she looks too skinny in the image on the right. Exteme weight loss will also age a women very quickly.
I am sure Nik’s pock marks will age wonderfully.
Actually what is going on with her is she has capsular contracture on both of her breasts and the scar tissue that normally forms around the implant is more severe and it’s squeezing them and causing them to look so distorted. She really needs those things removed and she’s had that going on for like two years soo idk what her excuse really could be. My left one started doing that and within two weeks my doctor replaced it, it’s very painful to deal with. I feel bad for the the girl, if she had a reputable surgeon in the first place she should be having yearly check ups…it’s not like you wouldn’t notice those tennis balls!
I don’t think she looks old at all. Just weird boobs.
Why do women age like lizards? Well, let’s see…probably because of fuckers like you. I never gave in to the stupid bullshit you assholes think is hot. I never laid out and tanned because I was terrified of wrinkles. I never bleached my hair to be blonde because I have always thought brunettes were hotter. I never pumped my lips because I didn’t need to.
The girls that look like lizards are because of assfucks like you. You tell women repeatedly about the retard inner thigh gap, how they should have bleach blond hair…(hello 1992 Pamela Anderson!) etc and they try…desperately.
Well, it catches up and now 90% of chicks look like assholes now, carbon copies of skanks. I am 32 and my husband is 25. I don’t look my age and I know it, but guess what? I have real eyelashes, brown hair and real tits. But manufactured whores exist because they are insecure twits that feed off of people like you.
Funny enough, your wife is one of your little projects…fake eyelashes, doesn’t eat and bleached hair. I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about her in 5 years after she spent her marriage with you trying to be perfection. People are people, dude. Why wouldn’t you want a girl that is naturally pretty? Why the urge to fix her??! Your wife has a pretty face but who knows what will happen in 5 years if (gasp!) she starts to age. I’ve seen your shows on TV….poor girl looks stressed to please you. I’d fucking hate you. With your rules, all women will be lizards in 5 years. End of story.
I really think your a cocksucker, but your site entertains me.
Hey Nik, you have aged TERRIBLY these past years. I think your rapid aging is due to karma. I saw a clip of you on youtube on Anderson Cooper and you looked like a racist caricature of a sneaky, scared jew, sitting with your hunched back, trying to disguise the shame and blatant fear you felt being in that room where everybody hated you. You did not look like the same species as the ppl sitting on the other couch, i recommend you take a look because i had to pause it for a sec and marvel at the fact that you indeed are, probably it will be as impressing to you as it was to me. This chick has aged way, way WAYYYYYYY better than you. Or do you have a free pass to look like a ugly fucking diseased troll because you are a dude?
You poor girl. Sorry the world is full of cunts.
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