THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  long time reader first time submitting.  I was looking thru my daily gossip sites and came upon this. I know this is Elvira but can you believe they blame her bad +2’s on bad photo shopping?  I think age is the one to blame for this, she is getting old and everything is starting to sag.  Remember when she was hot?

This is not a photoshop issue, this a flat tire issue that Elvira refuses to accept.- nik