The Haggling Holiday Hog

December 19, 2013 Harvard, Jersey 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saturday afternoon in Mount Laurel NJ this fat guy rolls in my hotel room. We had been speaking from my back page ad. He called so many times and was super nice so I hoped it was going to be a pleasant meet. Usually I collect the cash upfront for each session. As I DID in this case. What happened ,was he pretended to be a novice. After I had already began. He asked for MORE “services”, that we hadn’t agreed on, nor were paid for. Doing Strap on, bondage and any type of fetish acts are ten times harder on a SuperSized person! So I really didn’t expect any issue since he came in behaving servile and nice. He initially paid upfront.I definitely expected my HARD EARNED payment for additional tasks- all the toys and the physicality of holding him down to mount him. It was a real work out dealing with a Huge Roly Poly slut like Chris Halgas. He sheepishly pretended like he didnt really know what was going on & was merely “curious” about prostate play then threw his gigantic legs over his head like we were in a yoga class, and started fingering himself. I was already disgusted because he smelled like pork when he disrobed. This fat slut was asking for multiple things on the kinky menu, that made things go differently because I wasn’t prepared. I usually have the room PRE set up in advance. Now I had to stop and lay towels down and obviously spend more time with him After I got dildos and toys out, he wanted bigger ones.. I told him that costs extra, he begged to get fisted and that he would pay after due to the fact he was already in a compromising position ( rope, restraints, dildo). His anus was so wide, stretched out and loose with no elasticity EVERYTHING was disappearing up there. He was an ” AGGRESSIVE BOTTOM” insatiably writhing his flat ass- and switching positions from doggy style/ on all fours – making things so much more of a task because he has so many rolls of fat. It was clear this horny little shameless mass of sleaze and blubber got fucked up his ass LOTS of times!!! Saturday afternoon my phone was ringing crazy and I couldn’t answer because Obese Chris Halgas was stinking up my king sized bed, sweating up the towels id laid underneath him, and now holding his ankles for me to fist him. With his excitement & release, he also let off fecal matter, and liquid through his anus. A distinct smell! I thought he would give me my tip for sure / separate fee for all my hard work. The only reason why I went through with out stopping because he was already in such a compromising position and promised me he had the exact amount in his pants on floor. I was shocked after shitting on my bed, sweating it up ,he tried to get dressed and leave. He told me he only had $20/ WHICH WAS NOT THE AGREED AMOUNT. I wasn’t dressed to chase him out the door. He stunk, he was a lot of physical work!, he shitted on my towels and sheet and he ran out saying he was going to get more cash. The whole day before we met he called me several times, was friendly. Now he wasn’t answering except to say he would come back next day. I was so irate I left messages days later (nothing   rrational)and looked him up. His behavior was foul. I grabbed him as he was leaving and told him he had to pay me what we agreed & he assured me he would. Its days before Christmas. I have a lot of kids in my family and people to get things for. I could have gladly ” took” some one else that would have paid me, and been less problematic, like lying pig. HE UNSUCCESSFULLY RAN FOR JERSEY STATE ASSEMBLY.

Any relation to Rob Ford…- nik