THE DIRTY ARMY: Paula Warda thinks she is the hottest thing that happened to the Windy City. She was Miss Assyria 2013. What a joke, considering she makes a pretty horrible role model! She is a complete pothead that likes to sleep with any guy who will advance her. She even used to cheat all the time on her last boyfriend, Ray, poor guy. She thinks everyone wants to copy her. But she changes who she is based on who she is around and goes through friends like every other week. What do you think? Would you?