The Big Dirty Kaylee Ransom

March 20, 2014 Langley, Penticton 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: I searched, And searched, and searched, and to my amazement, I never found this disgusting excuse for a human being. I present to you, “The Big Dirty” Aka, Kaylee Ransom, Or Kaylee Rose, Or Kaylynne Ransom Kaylnne Rose. Im sure she changes her name so nobody can find her on Facebook that is looking for her. She took being a Hoe, To a Hoe Nutha Level! I met this girl on POF, And she was Staying Penticton BC, and was in a little trouble and needed some help, So me being the nice guy I am, drove an hour from Kelowna to go get her, and give her a couch for a little while. When we got to my house, we put on a movie and within 20 minutes she was taking her clothes off and on her back. (Shoulda seen the red flag right there, But pussy blinds a guy sometimes) She ended up being a friend of my brothers and i asked him if she was cool and he said yes so after a few days we decided to be a couple. I brought her over to a friends house and we got really drunk and had sex in my buddys bedroom. and when we were done, she walked out of the room, cuddled up with my buddy on the couch and told him she needs more… and then kissed one of the other guys… So I dumped her ass right then and there. The fallowing 7 days, She banged 6 guys! This girl has 2 kids of which she lost because she’s clearly a horrible parent, Loves to fill her face with pepsi and the “D”, Shes a pathological Lier, I swear she lies just to be saying something, Lies such as she models for victoria’s secret… and she was in playboy and did porno’s. And she makes 1000$ an hour when she does, but she cant afford to put a roof over her head or food (Other then a protein blast from the “D”) in her mouth. She’s a 1up type person, If you’ve done something, she’s done bigger and better. This girl gets around so much that I have to mention all the city’s she’s hoed around in. Edmonton, White Rock, SURREY, Penticton, and Kelowna. MY FELLOW BROTHERS, DONT EVEN WRAP IT! RUN THE OTHER WAY! What do you think Nik?