THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok here goes Nik, this Craigslist escort goes by Megan actually is Emily Rosner, works uber part time in the day while swallowing loads of America’s finest sailors at night, if ya know what I mean!.. She recently Accused a friend of hers for stealing a block of F*^#ing CHEESE from her… Wrote a HUGE Facebook post about it, only to take it down in ridicule, she rolls around in a pearl white Caddilac, same color as the liquids of her johns, gotta be her fav color, ya this Caddy she so saved up for NOT! it’s just from a long long line of losers who drained there bank accounts for this bulimic sess pot!.. Oh ya there’s that, I used to take her out for expensive steak n lobsters meals, but when her bestie Carla told me she likes to purge n anal douche, all the trips to the bathroom EVERYTIME after eating made sence.. People be where of this woman she will eat you alive for all your worth n spit it out like a $20 whore!.. PS: she has a tattoo says “sober is sexy” yet she pounds down rounds like a boss!..