THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is going with Black Barbie Shim?  It looks like she is trying to be just like Nicki Minaj?  I thought she had broke through in Hollywood and was a movie star? 

I really thought she was going to cross over like Amber Rose, but it looks like she is still in stripper mode.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Vanessa St Laurent – the Newport Cougar who at 36 has finally found a job.  She has been on TheDirty several times.  Despite having an embellished linkedin profile, including an online degree and a plethora of “experience” she was able to land…drumroll please…a $30,000 bank job. At this rate, how will she continue to post her infamous ATM withdrawal pictures, subtlety capturing $100 bills spewing out? Honey, that was a debit card and we all know that was probably your life savings from spreading legs and opening wide. Everyone knows that she will never give up her prostitution gig and this job is just a tactic. I don’t see how someone who has never paid for a home or apartment rental themselves can exceed in life by advising others to do so…Vanessa has a very long history of getting all her bills taken care of by deceiving men. So I guess this bank job is excellent for a gold digging slore, she can now track potential victim’s bank accounts while receiving a pay check at the same damn time. Vanessa and manipulation are BFFs, however, Vanessa and subtlety are not. She devotes the majority of her time trying to convince her social media followers that she is a decent human being. Well in my book of ethics – no where is it written that taking a trip to Hawaii, Cabo, Vegas, and the Bahamas while a family member is very sick is morally right! While she’s on vacation everything is 100% fine and her focus is aimed at receiving attention with her elasticity-lacking, retired pornstar body, but as soon as she returns to “reality” the dramatic posts inundate everyone’s newsfeed. You cannot manipulate peoples perceptions of you, wrong is wrong!

Smart play on getting a bank job.  This way Vanessa St Laurent can see how much these Trouts really have in their bank account.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mariann Gavelo.  Many are calling her the next Sofia Vergara, she is an actress and funny also has a major major booty.  Wanted to get your opinion on her.

Sofia has real body parts. This chick has square implants in her ass.- nik

Join me Friday June 14th at 207 and Float at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, California for a special autograph signing event. MARK YOUR CALENDAR!!! See you in Diego.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristin Kelly and ain’t nothing changed since she was on Bad Girls Club Miami.  She is still a b-tch and a backstabber and boyfriend stealer… she is also still taking it off, now she is getting classier though doing Playboy online.. Nik will she ever change for the better?

I think I see a tumor in her armpit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my man and I were going through his computer to see all of his past girls and then we came across this one?  Both of us are fans of TheDirty and he told me I’d never be able to guess who this is… I couldn’t and when he told me I was shocked.  These are pics from 2006 of the one and only AIM.  I can’t believe the transformation this girl has had.  She is like the female version of Michael Jackson.

No way, that is a different head.- nik