THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Vanessa St Laurent – the Newport Cougar who at 36 has finally found a job. She has been on TheDirty several times. Despite having an embellished linkedin profile, including an online degree and a plethora of “experience” she was able to land…drumroll please…a $30,000 bank job. At this rate, how will she continue to post her infamous ATM withdrawal pictures, subtlety capturing $100 bills spewing out? Honey, that was a debit card and we all know that was probably your life savings from spreading legs and opening wide. Everyone knows that she will never give up her prostitution gig and this job is just a tactic. I don’t see how someone who has never paid for a home or apartment rental themselves can exceed in life by advising others to do so…Vanessa has a very long history of getting all her bills taken care of by deceiving men. So I guess this bank job is excellent for a gold digging slore, she can now track potential victim’s bank accounts while receiving a pay check at the same damn time. Vanessa and manipulation are BFFs, however, Vanessa and subtlety are not. She devotes the majority of her time trying to convince her social media followers that she is a decent human being. Well in my book of ethics – no where is it written that taking a trip to Hawaii, Cabo, Vegas, and the Bahamas while a family member is very sick is morally right! While she’s on vacation everything is 100% fine and her focus is aimed at receiving attention with her elasticity-lacking, retired pornstar body, but as soon as she returns to “reality” the dramatic posts inundate everyone’s newsfeed. You cannot manipulate peoples perceptions of you, wrong is wrong!
Smart play on getting a bank job. This way Vanessa St Laurent can see how much these Trouts really have in their bank account.- nik