VanTranny Underestimates The Dirty Army
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Posted in Dirty Predator, The Dirty, Washington DC | September 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy passes himself as some hot-sh*t club going wannabe Jersey Shore reality star (actually I have never seen it, but from what I hear regarding the members of the show it’s pretty accurate). His facebook page is full of chicks, some are legit hot, some not-so-hot and in my book just because you have dyed hair and maintain the orange-ano look doesn’t make you hot, just stupid. His posts are insane, I mean feel free to blast grenades all you want, but if you aren’t hot, sorry buddy you can’t say anything. He is a total predator, adding “attractive” (I know you are VERY picky, hence the quotation marks) women left and right, it’s mainly women, mainly local VA/DC/MD club-going bimbos, not all, though. He also harasses and pretty much stalks pretty ladies all over facebook and even twitter. Honestly? It wouldn’t be a big deal if he were hot, or possibly rich or even had a nice degree. I have seen him out in DC, he added me, I accept pretty much anyone, and deal with anyone who needs to be deleted later. He is foul. A couple of girls have contacted me and even my guy friends are sending me texts and messages asking me if I “know” this guy personally, because he is pulling some really inappropriate behavior. Put this guy on blast nik.
Just keep your TV’s tuned to Dateline and I’m sure you’ll see him in a few months.- nik
Hustler Club
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | September 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here are the best of the best. The so called cream of the Hustler Club crop for the VIP bar on the 2nd floor. Larry Flynt and Harry Mahoney just completed a $35 million dollar whorehouse in Las Vegas. These are the upstairs, VIP bartender girls on the industry soft opening night! What a fucking joke! Kid Rock and ron Jeremy were there on Thursday night and RJ was already sharing his seed on the 3rd floor patio level. C*ck out and some girls mouths wrapped around it already! With those types of things going on on the first night, I don’t see them staying open that long. Thoughts?
I think they need to keep it darker in the club if the girls look like this. Nobody wants to see what kind of mistake they are really making.- nik
Sugar Baby From Jackson
Posted in Jackson, The Dirty, Would You? | September 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this Cougar Shannon. She is from Jackson and in my opinion is smoking hot and one of the hottest women in town and especially with those massive +2’s. Nik, are you ever coming down to Jackson to party and if you did do you think your super agent Ari Golden would with this cougar?
Not sure if or when I will ever come to Jackson and I can’t make any promises that my super agent won’t keep his distance from this hiena.- nik
Was This Girl An Upgrade From The Last
Posted in FSU, The Dirty | September 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last year you had this douche bag on with his ex girlfriend in the post “FSU’s Pretty Girl” and he was pretty upset and what people said. So he decided this being a new year that he is going to prove you wrong and upgrade his woman. So here she is what you think about his one Nik?
I am wondering if he just took her out of the package… I mean she looks the same in every pic, stand tall and tilt the upper body almost lifeless pose. I would return that thing to wherever you found or bought it buddy.- nik
This Douche Had To Read A Book About Picking Up Girls
Posted in Nashville, The Dirty | September 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cat is scum of the ville. He has single handedly infected Nashville with his funk. His tiny member i hear he has a pet name for has more miles on it than my granddads caddy. I cant find a female in Nashville to date that this guy hasn’t slain!!! Which is messed up bc I consider myself to have high standards. How could this lame looking fat bastard get all these fine women? I heard he read some book on how to pull females, I guess any line works on girls after 2 roofies and a Suri bomb!! He claims to own a car dealership but I been there and its a run down dumpy chop shop. All he does is rip his friends off and reinvest his money at the local bars smashing any girl who will give him a chance. He also has a famous sister who has made headlines a few times. Thats his only claim to fame… pretty sad you gotta use your sisters infamous drug history to pull a girl. Do you think he gets his roofies from her? Help me out NIK!
First off this guy is definitely paying girls to say they have slept with him or he has mad pepsi to throw in the air like Lebron. Chances of him knocking the bottom out of anything decent are very very slim.- nik
Nik, We Do Have Normal Girls In VanDirty
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver | September 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I live here in VanDirty and what you do for this city is amazing. You have been exposing bottle rats, escorts, and gold diggers for a while now, but there is never any classy girls from VanDirty so I decided to show you and the DA we have normal chicks here. This girl is basicaly perfect, she is not a model nor does she pretend she is one. She has a good job and an education, I wanted to ask you what you think about her for a VanDirty Girl.. And no she is not a stripper just takes that class to work out.
She looks like Landon Donavan (USA Soccer Captain) with hair. Workout or not she is a stripper or is practicing to be one so she can move on to bigger and better pole jobs like New York or Vegas.- nik
Douche Bag Blu Cru
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | September 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik have you heard of the Blu Cru? These meat heads run around Dallas like a bunch of D bags selling a sh*tty Red Bull knock off energy drink called Blu. They tag their pictures on Facebook as “Blu Cru”. Matt Janhal is in this CRU and so is 6 Gauge. Would you want these guys in your club if you had one here?
They are called blu cru because they don’t close any deals with product or women and have permanent blue balls, hence the name blu cru.- nik
VanDirty Has Way To Much Talent Here
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You? | September 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, you keep dogging VanDirty girls like there is no talent out here. Not only do we have talent but our talent puts out very very easy. I grew up with this girl Alicia Lei and I have always thought she is hot but now that she got herself some +2’s there is no way any man can deny this sexy ass girl. Nik, what are your thoughts about Alicia Lei, would you?
Answer: No, They pretty much modeled the scream mask after her face. When you look like that you have no choice but to put out or get out.
Noodles With Some Junk In The Trunk
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | September 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who says Noodles don’t have any A$$ check out the left on the left Monique and Mya. What do you think they are eating? Cause those butts look so good and amazing for an asian woman. So Nik, your thoughts?
They are practically bending backward to stick them out. Far left is fat, middles buns are hungry (you can tell by the way her bathing suit is getting munched) and right is the noodle version of Mr. Ed the horse.- nik
Uses Guys To Get Things
Posted in San Diego, The Dirty | September 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren D*mpsey. A girl who has been an opening her legs and chugging any alcohol she can get since age 14. This *itch needs to finally get put on blast. Shes with a new guy every week and uses any guy she think will buy her stuff and spoil her. She uses everyone. She is always wasted because without the alcohol she would be boring as f*ck. She has the body of a 10 year old girl and the most jacked up teeth you have ever seen…she thinks if she bleaches them as much as possible they will look good but she is still a snaggletooth. Shes got a manly voice and no t*ts at all, I thought she was hiding a GREG down there until my homie told me when he smashed.
The society of bottle rats runs strong in San Diego and the start at an early age. I to think she is strangling a Greg between her legs.- nik
