I love the stretch marks… Classy!!!

She’s popped out a kid or two, look at those stretch marks on her gut.

dog, you are telling me to go back to school? uh, yeah…ooookkkk.

girls get sphere jobs to distract you from the real issues.

her has a roomate names shawna who is the biggest fake in the city

Actually the one on the far left is Persian and managed a strip joint that she once danced at or something like that.

ahhh… that chick stomach has map lines… look at pic two.. you could see the lines where it’s been abused!

Nice +2 = great!
Map lines = not so much!

Hey! Back off people! Show a little respect! This is a Chief Executive Officer of a nothing company that can’t be found anywhere of any substance and is not really a company. You all are just a bunch of jealous haters because he’s rolling in fake watches and silly clothes… you lame-o’s.

suns jersey girl works at bourbon st

hell three weeks ago it was dead

Jesus Christo! That bozo in the back is way over-stimulated.

PNAZI is the CEO of cottsdale

the girl on the left is definitely troll status.

I heard he sleeps with all of his male employees

Shouldn’t she be at home with the kids?

Why does he have doodie in his hand? Correction durkee, my bad.

Does anyone know how i get to the Bella Models site?

She needs more puffier lips!

dude how old is she?? her +2’s look a little outdated and her cottage cheese is stale.

stage five clinger… ill find you… tee heeeeee

anyone know the name of this hoe?

I WOULDNT MINE TAKING A BITE OUT OF HER PINK TACO

Suns jersey I want to hit that.

She got married at 22 to “the love of her life” Had 2 kids. Realized the love of her life was a 30k millionaire dbag. So thought to herself, I have nice tits, I can get a rich guy! So she got divorced and now goes to Scottsdale showing her tits, ass and sucking on anything she can to find a new guy to leach off of. Guess what hunny, once you had those kids you have what we call “Baggage”. Once you have “baggage”(and I don’t mean the fake louie kind) and strech marks you can only hope a 30k d bag will marry you. Take what you can get hunny, don’t hold out or you will end up being one of those cat ladies. By the way, nice tits, I would fu*k you for one night if that is any consolation…

Hater,

CEO usually means they reports the the board of directors. Does this small group have a board of directors?

I understand you CAN use the term CEO without being a publicly traded co. But its an over stretching title at the very least, thats all.

I doubt he has all the other levels of corporate structure? Who is his CFO, COO, CIO.

Kind of a loser if you want that title but dont have the others in the company below you since its a 1 man shop!

Since I actually took this picture - I can say that the girl in the middle is maybe 5′10″ AND wearing stilletos and the girls on either side of her are barefoot and are about 5′3″ and 5′4″ - so bright you all are…

The girl in the Suns uniform works at a strip club and has fu*cked most of the professional athletes in this town and even some imported in for Spring Training. She is one of the top Pro Hoes in this town with Nicole Falsone, I wonder when someone will put that pageant phony up. Nicole concentrates on football and mostly baseball. She loves the Padres as well.

the two girls on the left are totally hot and cool girls! they both work at bourbon!! ill take them any day!!!

The girl in pink is a waitress at bourbon.She is not 34.She is 28 and she has a hot accent.The girl on the left is beautiful.I wish cougars looked like that!

CEO - Joe Patti

CFO - G Girl

COO - P Nazi

CIO - Gumby

It is a pretty well known board to say the least. If J Group reps you, you have a powerhouse team behind you!

Nik obviously based their ages off the look of their faces, not their actual age. How could he possible know their actual age? DUH!!

DUDE that one was awsome: SPARTA..LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hmmm I think they have a Bourban st in Fullerton…….

Hey Suns Jersey girl……..Your Hot! If your ever in O.C. Lets party! or better yet, look me up on myspace….myspace.com/beefy1…..Profiles Private but I’ll add you:)

JP = The Clown of Scottsdale. I want to punch this guy in his face everytime I see him. He rolls around with fat girls and thinks he’s run things. What a chimpanze!

The Real Scoop You sound a little bitter. Did she shoot you down?

does she have a huge BOOYAAA then??

Lmao. Great one… I don’t know I still think the chick on the left is cougar yet - but it is funny as hell.

I’d cover her breasticles in gregsauce

aw i love divinity.

uhm.. same girl? i dunno

if so shes 17 from peoia according to myspace

I agree pink taco is starting to get fun again,although I’m not sure I would bang this chicks jabba the hut stomach there have been some serious hotties drinking lots of margs… Like shotting fish in a barrel.

actually joey, Im just going by this pic. I havent looked at the face in the other pics. so you may be right but remember— IM A DOG. And Im obviously not as bright as you. I can only hope to be one day. Tell secretary I say hello. Ill work on my “joey” english.

Hansel is throwing scissor mafia with one hand , and rock out with the other, all while maintaining blue steel!! What an ass clown. I guess that’s what it takes to be really ridiculously good looking.

The one on the left is definitely a C.I.T (cougar in training). You know they can be very dangerous at that stage - not sure on what kind of prey to target. Pretty soon she’ll be a “Puma” and her destiny will be realized - younger guys.

I’d bang the blonde though!

didnt the one on the far left live in huntington beach with some lamo from sullen? she is hot! it would hit that!

Rotten milk must be good for growing pit hair. Trim that bush.

Gotcha Noah. My understanding is that with $30 you can register your company and hand out the officer titles to anyone you want. Any D-Bag with a credit card and internet access can be a CEO.

I think he was thirsty

dog, just go to the search bar and type in ‘backfire’. its the first one that pops up. then look at the girl in the green jacket. thats morgan.

HO..MO… UR NOT… WAS THAT A PIC FROM ZOOLANDER

oops, i meant green shirt!

the girl on the left is smokin!!! super hot!

Nah, I am married but I am out in the scene a lot with my profession and I hear a lot of dirt. I hate chicks who go after guys just because they have money or play a sport. I married my girl before I became rich and am very happy i did.

U guys have it all wrong. The girl in the Suns jersey is pretty cool. She’ll even take her friends to get late night food and drive them home so they don’t end up on the DUI page here. The Real Scoop wishes she was a pro so he wouldn’t have to worry about the rejection he seems to always get.

JOEY,
MY HUMBLE APOLOGIES. NUFF SAID. THAT A WRECK

look at the wrinkled stomach. Nasty! Time to see the doctor.

I mean thats a wreck. IT BURNS!!!

LOL! These are not cougars!well, the two on the right might be because they do look 80. Of cource they are all from Bourbon street, aren’t all the bizzos who live here strippers? It’s the cool job to have in AZ. looking good pro ho’s!!! peace out!

Whatever, I’d hit it. I’m 6′5″ I could handle her haha.

How can she not be embarassed to let her stretch marks show like that? I don’t know which is worse, her exposing her war wounds, or the person who licked the Captain Morgan off of her. And I thought I had no shame…

Those boobs do not distract my attention from those nasty strech marks. Keep the shirt on honey!

Ok, it is a little hard to see on my blackberry… But I seriously thought at first glance the lower pick was a dude on his stomach with bad ass implants.

Yuck. Thanks for giving moms a bad rap. Do some freeking crunches or get some more plastic surgery… Please. Not all of us look like that. How embarassing

lol @ the “THIS IS SPARTA” comment

DOG, I TRIED TO WARN YOU BRO….NO NEED TO JUMP ON A GRENADE! APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

I’d let her throw me around the bedroom for a while, then we’d make giant pro-athlete money machine babies. I’d feed them steroids every day and train them in the ways of the gladiator!

grenade gladly accepted too!!

Those jeans are totally from Mervyns. This is a big night out on the town for Glendale mom.

did you know that YOU dirty scottsdale can get in lots of trouble by affecting someones company like this?

your doing more damage than you think and this wont be settled nicely

I suggest you take this off or get ready to have a law suit sent to you. This isnt a joke so dont take it lightly

Nice Lee mom jeans she is wearing…way to stay classy, your kids would be proud.

Id hit it

Phuk dat.. If I want to tits like that, I’ll turn the channel to National Geographics… gross white NG’s

Bunch of swingers and their annual naughty traveling xmas party. FACT

NIK!!! PLZ WHEN CAN WE BE DONE WITH THIS PHUKER!!! HE’S DONE OVERWITH, LAST YEAR.. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO SEE HIS FACE BEAT UP A HAND… HE IS MAKING DS OLD WITH ALL THE POSTINGS OF HIM….!!!

huh? a grenade is an ugly chick that you do so your friends can have her friends. its like the term, ‘taking one for the team’.

could you imagine what it looks like between those long legs…might need a rope to climd down….
I’ll hit em all

Just cracks me up how all of Amanda’a so called friends are coming out of the woodwork to defend her and say how beautiful she is. She is not THAT good looking. Definitely not GORGEOUS–far from it. I wonder how well she will look years from now. Hope she is saving her $$ cuz she’s gonna need it in the future when she looks rode hard and put away wet. She’s on her way there right now. Take care of yourself honey, there’s only so much docs can do!!! And these Johns won’t take care of you when you don’t look too good. Just a fact of life!!

I happen to know this guy. He is definitely no “Dale” boy. He is very sweet and genuine unlike most “Dale” men you meet. He is young, works hard and does NOT live in a studio. Also, he is lost a lot of wait and is obviously regaining self confidence……you go BOY!

Patti Cake, Patti Cake, Jacob’s Man
Find me a 30K Douchebag as fast as you can.
Ice it and fake it, and mark it with a D.
And put him on Dirtyscottsdale for everyone to see!

ITS CAUSE FOX IS BACK THAT PINK IS JUMPING OFF AGAIN!! HOLLA

Love the sparta comment & agree with April, keep yer friggin shirt on!!

That club seemed like it could be cool. I won’t be back now.

I would let anyone of them ride me and I would for sure mount Suns girl.

omg its shanna hanging out in oc without the ocean and oranges

this douche would get eaten alive here in the oc, please stay in the “dale”

this gumby douche would get ridiculed here in the oc, he would move away if he ever ended up here, wheres pokey?

Real Scoop I bet you asked for Brody Jenners autograph when he was in your town. “The scene”? what scene are you talking about? the one in old town scottsdale, or the one in north scottsdale. the only scene there is consists of ballbag 30-80k millionnaires who run 1)pr firms 2)internet websites or 3)run a company in vegas or la and come back for the weekend. I think rich in Scottsdale equals=100k of w2 and a house you actually put 10% down. Rich is a little different in other parts of the country richie rich. by the way, if you know where i can find these girls when im in town please let me know. same goes for that chick abbie.
JL

phase is a great place. dont judge a business by what goes on in the “back”, go because you have fun there. this club/bar is better than all the clubs in scottsdale and the people are not so fn stuck up. maybe if the guys above did thier jobs they would get paid.

OMG IM ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW… ARE THESE THE TYPE OF WANNA BE GUIDOS FROM SCOTTSDALE THAT THEY MISTAKE US REAL YOKED OC FOOLS FOR? WHY DO THEY START ASKING OC NATIVES IF THEYRE FROM SCOTTSDALE? I GET THAT OUT OF TOWN AND ITS FRIGGIN ANNOYING, U WILL NEVER EMULATE OC…KEEP TRYIN SCOTTSDALE DB’S

looks like the old palapas in tempe

I love Lame asses comment…clearly knows nothing about intellectual property and laws involving the internet…what a moron…bring on the law suit…lol ill be out front laughing my ass off

i just threw up in my mouth

Nik must be a shorty.

Karma’s a bitch isn’t it, Danielle Chivers (blonde). Maybe if you weren’t such a bitch all the time you wouldn’t be on this site.
Julie and Cassie are nice though (brunettes). It’s just too bad you’re friends with that slut.

Dude in the middle has a fagtastic hairdo

Ugh yeah I’d totally do this chick. Expecially in that slutty little getup.

I’d wear a condom fo sho.

supergay

the blonde and the one on the left are such cool girls and by not way old!! the blonde is so hot and would blow most 21 year olds out of the water. her body is banging! they are all hot girls!

the blonde and one on the left are hot!

Nice jacket and bedazzled Yankees hat fag. Pop that colla!

wait….I though Nik says on the site and in his interviews that if you ask for your pic to be taken down he’ll do it…? not trying to hate on the site…just wondering…

nice stretch marks

This was a pretty funny post, but sorry to break it to you. None of these girls are hot. Cute maybe but that’s about it.

She has a gummy smile…she needs crown lengthening.

It’s the demon red eyes that set off the “this is Sparta!” comment. Then again it’s photos like this that make me happy that I’m fat, bald, and middle aged and don’t go out anymore.

She needs to stop posing and clean that pig sty up behind her….

I represent the CEO of the J Group, and adive you, Nik Richie to remove this posting or Joe will be forced to close his promotional business better known as J Group, which pre tax nets $2,200 a year. In the event this posting cost my client money you will be liable for the damages.

Sincerly,
Chuck Dirtyberg

LOL - I would like to know what part of the bar this happened in. Wow. Is this a normal occurance there?

10% down. Hilarious.

Rich people don’t pay PMI.

Black men only huh? Sounds like a Washington DC adam4adam ad.

Are you sure those are stretch marks? Looks like the alcohol running down her stomach to me. Could be wrong.

Wasn’t Coco a Monkey? Shut up Coco! Would you really love knowing what I drive? I don’t drive a car .I’m flat F*cking broke. Does that make you Hor-ney? I make fun of people who think they have something, but in reality they don’t have sh*t. You see my dear Coco monkey, that’s what really hurts you 30k millies the most. The mere fact that you can’t even impress the people who do without. I’d drive O.J.’s white bronco B4 I’d drive a baby Benz or 3 series BMW. Is Barbie’s Pink Corvette your Dream car?

he’s a fake. he’s confused between tryna be black or lookin like a p-nazi

it’s not the pole thats bad luck. scottsdale just dont have natural pretty women.

pretty just dont recognized pretty

Shauna is not a big fake. She is a beautiful, succesful, wonderful girl. She has worked at the same company for many years and is quite succesful.

Jealous Budda? YOu should be as cute as Shuna. Not many people are.

OK, What would you rather do? Suck snot out of a dead Iranian’s nose til his head caved in, or shake hands with this good buddy?

Westside chics are so stupid!

this kid went to u of a and is not mean…he is a harmless kid trying to be a 30kmillionare….with a CEO title…too bad he lives with 4 people in an apartment

b,
Maybe you dont get out much or maybe you are John aka the bald coke sniffing asshole. If this guy did his job he would be able to pay his bills. That club sucks and I am absolutley shocked it is still open. Filled with the darkest ugliest crowd I have ever seen in the worst location I have ever heard of John probably sold his house, sleeps at the club, and tries to rufy any chick that mistakenly crawls into his spiderweb.

I think I hear an echo in here.

The Gladiator quote now 300.. Nik you rock!

the Gladiator quote now the 300, Nik you rock!

brilliant!

didn’t pike get kicked off campus for rape?

haha if you could read correctly i was addressing that comment to Dirty Scottsdale.

obviously you dont know the law of SLANDER that well

you ass face douche!

your a moron…you have no clue what your even talking about you ass clown.

he has never worn puka shells a day in his life. were do you come up with this?? seriously…

andrew would take a dump in your mouth!

check his music out and find out how real this kid is!

myspace.com/pattiakassassin

losers…

Thanks Nik! Always thought Joe Patti was fag since day one!

..just before Gumbi hit it

this girl has had more abortions than a las vegas strip hooker.

JOEY!!!hahah

Slander:

A type of defamation. Slander is an untruthful oral (spoken) statement about a person that harms the person’s reputation or standing in the community. Because slander is a tort (a civil wrong), the injured person can bring a lawsuit against the person who made the false statement. If the statement is made via broadcast media — for example, over the radio or on TV — it is considered libel, rather than slander, because the statement has the potential to reach a very wide audience.

Douchebag “lame asses” apparently fell asleep during Basic Law 101. Furthermore, did you forget to read this at the footer:

” DirtyScottsdale.com is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. All images are credited to their original location. The owner of this site does not ensure the accuracy of any content presented on dirtyscottsdale.com. Thanks bitches.

he likes boys

lulz channing

you look so hot girlie!

So I take it you know this from experience “whatihear”?? lmao…Just another example of a poor little jealous girl..

…BARF

Seriously, “Whatihear”, get over it.

that girl in the middle look like a boy…

i heard that the girl in the middle has hairy balls! i went to high school with her, shes so dirty

Jen is her name, nasty girl

she gave head to her gym coach

the brunetts are smokin

i dont know about that blondie though

these fools are crazy for stickin up for her, she has a moose head.

i sent to school with that thing, she was such a nasty weirdo

i know for a fact that back in middle school she fingered my one year old German Sheppard

lmao @ the carver comment. hahaha

ps… I

i’D TAG THAT IN A HEARTBEAT

That looks like a girl named Jessica Sossna… Jess? THat you??

I thought it would be to kill myself.

Idiots! Nic is trying to be sarcastic here…do you really believe he was saying their real ages? This is a more humourous post, I will admit…though he needs to remember not every girl in their 30s is gonna latch on to a guy just because they are in their 30s. Some of the wildest time of my life were in my early 30s. I had NO intention of settling down. Thank goodness this site wasn’t up about 8 years ago. Or I’d be in big trouble. Now I can sit and watch all the Tom Foolery of Snottsdale from my computer. Thanks Nic for the wonderful commentary and entertainment!

I just think the word “idiot” is best here.

Idiot.

While Dirty Scottsdale may be your “world” and how you think about things daily, it is not going to affect this dude’s biz. So chill out people. This site is a great way to gossip about people in print versus gossip (In much longer conversations that elaborate even more on what a douche or not this dude is). So, chill.

I am curious, though, Nic, how do you now determine the pics you keep up and take down per requests. Because I can assume most people now email you to take down?
I would love to see a blog about your update since you became all “famous” and what has changed.
Could you consider this for a 2007 Look Back, please?

Nice stomach stretch marks to go with those fake, nasty tits!

I hope I don’t get strech marks like that when I get knocked up. Abortion is cheaper than a tummy tuck.

It’s so cold in here… must be all that ice on dude’s watch! He’s a baller!

Kinda looks like a pug.

I did a little research and that watch is $199 ladies and gentlemen. So hardly a cheap watch. Now you all take back what you said about him, he is clearly a baller that could buy and sell us all!

P.S. That site loaded slowly, I’ll bet there are 30K milli’s adding watches to their carts like it’s going out of style… that site should pay Nik some cayash for such advertising!

I’ll take the Trout, he’s gorgeous! Son, not so much.

Can someone please post a picture of Ron? If he’s slept with as many women and he’s hinting at, there has to be something out there.

The stretchmarks are so the blind can tell who the Ho’s are too.

I think his Mommy nursed him way too long.

How to influence friends and win dates . This poor firecrotch must have the “Hershey Squirts”.

Princess, will you marry me?

Ok So He Drives A 7 Series BMW and Owns 2 Stores, He Still Looks Like Tickle Me Elmo.

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

My Friends family is opening up a Bourben st in O.C……..You two should transfer…..hahaha..

Shauna works as a manager at Urban Outfitters. FYI

Mystery is the man and his lines work like gold! his method is the shizit!

KneelG - only if your hot, rich and have a big greg.

hehehehhehe….SPARTA…..funny!

Not from experience at all. Just a fact of life. Some of us will get there before others. Just depends on your profession and how you handle yourself. Just a small tidbit of advice for her or anyone who may want it–to take care of themselves. When it’s gone–it’s gone. I have a great paying job in the real world. Don’t have to sell myself to anyone. I am REAL!!

If she was STUPID enough to go to a bar to drink, KNOWING that she would be driving home, then she got what she deserves…The fact of the matter is, there is no “war” on drinking and driving, because if there were, bars would not have parking lots. The laws need to be tougher, like for the second offense, you’re on foot or calling cabs and bumming rides THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. They should never have connected money with this, because now, money is all it’s about. The lawmakers and judges and law enforcement don’t give a rats ass about you, me, our kids, our families or anything else, they just want that dollar. As for myself, IF I drink, I only drink at home UNLESS I am in a position where I won’t have to drive, or ride with anyone who has been drinking. Oh, and one other thing…Driving is NOT a right, NIMROD, it is a priviledge. Thanks for letting me vent…Ya’ll have a safe, happy holiday season !

Wow, Nik, your little “diatribe” is pretty poorly written. Did you go to school to learn how to write like an idiot? Speaking of, idiot, if Nik is trying to be sarcastic, he should learn a little something about wit. Seriously, “simulation stages of the wild beast” that doesn’t even make sense. Nik, you suck. Learn how to write and then maybe it’ll be funny. Cougars, on the other hand, rock. Go team Cougar!

That is hillarious. That lady thinks she can make the news go away. What a stupid bitch, i think its obvious she was unpopular and ugly her whole life.

Joe Patti and Scott Marion are secret lovers…hows that for defamation…quick go get an experienced aggressive attorney who will fight for your rights…lame ass…clearly living up to your name…

I don’t know if this guy is looking left or right…oh wait he is doing both at the same time! I don’t know if this guy could walk or drive a straight line in the first place…

Man…tough times. I feel for him. Sucks when you are on top of the world…then they decide to end your show. “Friends” was a great show…and “Joey” was the perfect role for him. After I saw he was doing that movie with that chimp as the co-star…I could picture this happening. Ughh…

Wow… .615 huh? .40 is considered legally dead. Is this why no picture and such a light sentence? Or is that all they could get out of him before he died?

Better be careful what you say…she already has a tear drop tatooed under her eye. Don’t want her to have another one…

who is the photog for vg that has like 6 kids and drives a mini-van??? he hits on justin bobby’s girls and it creeps them out.

stupid joey. glad to see your still keeping in touch with your roots by wearing your gay rubberbands. talk about 30k douche.

Or the only other possibility looking at his name is that he had .0615 BAC and was pulled over for being under the legal limit and given that sentence because of his skin color…

Good pic from the fashion show…apparently he didn’t pay the people organizing it because it looks like the girl has no clothes on. Now that is what I call fashion!!

Wash or bleach that hat fag!

‘I spend $300….Desert Mtn after’

LOL!! He’ll soon be doing one of their monotone commercials & looking all pathetic. So there, he’ll in fact have work, for those of you SO concerned for his well-being.

I see everyone is commenting on the stretch marks, which is nasty, but damn those spheres are nasty!!! i didnt know fake tits were supposed to look like the skin would split open from being too far stretched. they are perfect round balls that look hard as rocks! that is gross!!!

Yep. Alexa. Used to live off Via de Ventura and Hayden…we used to see each other in the apt complex, hung out a bit and she always talked about her bf who had just moved to Tucson. Called me one night drunk and told me to bring over a wine bottle opener for her and her friend Kiersten (not the sister). I walked into the bedroom and they were fingering each other on the bed, I kid you not. Fooled around for a bit with them and then she flips out and starts talking about how much she loves her bf. She kicked me out haha…drove a white z4 and definitely thought she was God’s gift.

it’s CODE 5 clinger. Did you even watch the movie?

Best captions evaR

hahaha is this guy serious!?

We know this guy Personally, he’s the roomate of a friend of ours. He lives there for free and He calls himself Angel.He is a LOSER! He is an habitual liar and he even went so far one time that he told us that he and a friend of his bought a house in Lake Tahoe FOR SIX MILLION CASH!! Really??? Oh ya, and Joey, good call on the “To Catch A Predator”. Hilarious!!!

i always wondered what happened to kelly kapowski.
shes still hot.

i always wondered what happened to kelly kapowski

Thurston Howell numero 3,
Since you have taken it upon yourself to criticize the writing skills of others, you may want to consider spending some time honing yours as well. You seem to have forgotten that here in America, sentences begin with capital letters. Also, while “ineptness” is indeed a word, it appears as though “ineptitude” would suit that particular sentence better. Way to rep your ASU edumacation, dumbass.

I know that d bag in the front. I am out, and he claims to be straight. we worked together and he used to walk by me and stick his finger in my ass area! I hated him!!! what a stupid mother fu$#%#

I met this nutjob! If you see this one coming, run. She’s an official accident no longer waiting to happen / no joke. The 30k who ripped her on the lease at N

Nik, this girl is in stage 1 of your 3 stages of your cougar timeline.

Let’s follow her progress. Local model today. TV commercial for Trails smoke shop tomorrow. Failed acting career by Wednesday. Dancing at Bandaids in S.Phx by Thursday. Married to stockbroker from Carlsbad by Friday (he tips in $10’s!), divorced w/alimony by Saturday. Botox, lipo, shoes and buying way into VIP lines at Dale clubs used up all the money by Sunday.

By Monday, the run is over and the trout she’s trying to marry is with his admin. assistant (who looks like she did last week). Her hair is fried and the goddamn H2 is 3 yr’s old already! Hangs out at Eagle’s Nest in Jan. looking to hunt/kill FBR player, gets pic taken, ends up on dirtys’dale again, comes full circle. Wonders how its possible to rack up so many miles by age 40; ends up looking like the old Fla. leather lady with the dog in Something About Mary.

Whew! I’m OK now.

Wow…your an idiot “only in Scottsdale”

It

you guys are soooo pathetic

this “Jen” girl used to do mad roids back in high school days. theres so many girls that dislike her cause shes so crazy.

nicely said Dirty Scottsdale!

the ground shakes when she walks!

This is the most pointless thing I’ve ever read. Nik, have some standards.

i bartend where he hung out. . . he got drunk, puked on g girl, slapped p nazi for being a hater, and slammed a bottle of peach schnapps. Even more weird is that after he gave me his keys he stole some poor guys vespa and thats how he got his dui…..:)

Wow…there’s a few in every crowd.

b=john,
sorry pal not john! im sure you that you have served me drinks though. i dont even know why im wasting my time responding.

I think he is yelling…

This is SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSDALE !!!!!!!

The guy with the six kids is Tyler Johnson. One of the greatest $30K guys in all of Dale. As slimey and cheezy as they come!

ann, your a whore.

so get a REAL life “whatihear”: stop living off the gossip YOU HEAR and quit pretending you don’t sell yourself to corporate america; as if you are righteous and can pass judgement. someone should start a thread bashing all the pettiness thrown around by the likes of boring jealous nobodies like you

LMFAO @ people’s comments

…IN TEARS!

I agree “whatihear” seriously needs to get a life. This girl obviously has way too much time on her hands and is incredibly jealous of Amanda. Amanda’s a gorgeous girl.. anyone with a brain knows that. Knock her for her job but don’t try to say she’s anything less than beautiful. Personally, my only complaint is that i would prefer Amanda using her mind rather than relying on her looks for money. Although i must say if i was THAT good looking i’d be tempted to do it too!

thanks gold digger.

Wow 102 comments on this? Amanda must be a somewhat of a scottsdale celebrity or something lol you people need to get over this girl and get ur own lives. It’s just so funny to me

justin bobby says yes.

justin bobby would.

justin bobby would.

justin bobby would.

his body is hot, id ride it

I hope he drops the soap in tentville and learns to get it up the ass

nope.
she lives in the apartments at hayden and via de ventura.
coz got rid of her internet, so she uses the computer in the club house

brody..she wasn’t bf’s with Bryan. she tells everyone that for attention. and yes she does look like the rock of love chick.

He looks a lot older than 19

he’s large and in charge ladies!!

BROW WAX

If he grew some stubble and wore a hat, he’d be identical to michael moore.

Broho doesnt mean that you are a mudshark or only like blacks. It means that she only dates guys that rock the SRH crew logo or only listen to Kotton Mouth Kings. They tend to be anywhere from 17-22 and usually sport the white on top, black on bottom or “zebra” hair Usually styled like a pornstar. Oh, and layers of MAC to boot. The cheezy gold butterfly chain gave it away for me because she probably has a matching tramp stamp.

the girl on the left is hideous.

Joe Patti’s real name is “Pinky-Dick” Patti

whos the porn star chic she hangs out with who is famous online?

Bahara is so full of herself I dated her for two weeks if your not talking bout her with her than there is no conversation no personality hot chick for being a mom I didnt find out til like a week into it WEIRD! and a total and complete GOLD DIGGER! willin to f*ck for a buck basically haha but she can ride! FYI ex-hooters girl now HIN girl nothin special you can find her in rocky point easy hookup!

Well I hope hope you ooked into this extensively… could be costly…. Since its NOT TRUE

I AGREEEEE!!! but not for the same reasons. My boyfriend went there to have a few drinks, some guys that his friend knew just happened to show up unplanned, well long story short those guys walked out on their tab which was over 75 bucks and charged it to my boyfriends card WITH OUT GETTING A SIGNATURE!!!! then those bitches kept giving us a run around and we never got refunded. F’IN THEIVES!

i dated righty, justin.. kind of a douche. his dad is hottt. so is his uncle and brother.

Whats the deal with her smuggling a topographic map on her tum-tum?

The classiest women ALWAYS shoot pix in the stalls…Darwin.

Wow, you can barely see the painted-over BONDO on the right side of the deck lid from where he backed into the concrete light pole at Sams Club…

EAD, funny guy, BMW 325 is still Mercedes Benz junior varsity. Of course, real M-B owners don’t enter into the fray of C-class ownership; unless they buy them for their daughter graduating from college; they buy the bimmer 325’s for their gardener’s daughter due to rapid depreciation. But good luck with that recall notice on yours….

Nice look Nanook! Women just LOVE the homeless/Inuit look. Good luck with that…

Hey Neil,

You sucked today! Maybe if you would quit trolling at night you could kick a good ball!

Its the papa route jigggggggggga

I went to church with this kid growing up.

Best part:
He was a Christian rapper for like ten years before he found booze and porn.

Honestly, I feel no sympathy for this person in question. I may be wrong in basing this off my own experiences, but I could definitely tell when I have a BAC of .114. I once blew a .055 and felt like I was drunk as hell so to blow a .114 is just unfathomable to me. If you think you’re going to be drinking heavily, it’s as simple as giving your keys to a friend or a valet and having them call you a cab.

The “WNBA” player is actually a very sweet girl, and she’s only 5′8. The other two are just midgets, lol.

The blonde is hot, the Suns jersey chick is Amy Winehouse’s twin sister..

craigslist is creepy

The smoking hot foreigner in the pink jersey sure has beautiful hair…..oh, and T is extra fine too…muah!!!! love you two…classic, girls, classic!!!! Holla!

The smoking hot foreigner in the pink jersey sure has beautiful hair…..oh, and T is super sexilicious too! lol! Diamonds and furs biznatches!!! Holla!

The hot ass foreigner in the pink jersey has the most beautiful hair I’ve ever seen….lol, Tee, looking sexy you team cougars! Diamonds and furs biznatches! Holla

This guy is a complete “DALE BOY”. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote all these comments from chicks! Hey SmartKid do you have any video of this christian rapping?? That would be some great DIRTYSCOTTSDALE material!!

Obviously slander isn’t against the law or this stupid website wouldn’t still be up…people just get bashed on here!!!! Just go through the pages on this site….wow people are ruthless and down right mean…I know I am going to get way attacked here but I think this whole website is disgusting and nik you should be ashamed of yourself…BUT what goes around does come back around. This website should not be able to keep running….it is truly sad.

The guy who posted this is a tool… you might want to stop staring at guys wrists and hit on some girls. Then maybe your balding ass might be able to get laid. WTF is night court? I had to IMDB that ish? what are you 50? Shouldnt you have a family by now instead of making observations about dudes?

BA Ba BOOEY