Real Housewives Garbage

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | January 18th, 2010

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I honestly believe that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smelly’s relationship has no substance whatsoever.  It is like they try to make people throw up.

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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Gretchen’s Dome

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 30th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whats up with her dome it is like twice the size of her body sh*t looks superimposed b*tch needs to close her mouth so her jaw ends at some point ya dig?

I have been saying since day one that Gretchen Rossi had a Mr. Ed face with a never ending jaw line.  The show is stupid now anyways… nobody lives in Coto anymore?  What is the point of watching middle class cry about how terrible the economy/market is?- nik

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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Gretchen Is Famous Now Because Of You Nik

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 14th, 2009

Gretchen's Wardrobe Malfunction?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears Gretchen Rossi has embarrassed herself again…just look at her bikini..it appears to be transparent.

Who is the dude on the far left?  GR hats are not a cool look, but thanks for trying… nice blow hole.- nik

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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I Told Everyone Miss Good Finger Carrie Prejean Was A Liar

Posted in Miss Good Finger, San Diego, The Dirty | November 12th, 2009

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Can we move on now… I keep telling everyone she is a pathological liar and nobody listens?  I am not kidding on this… Carrie Prejean and Gretchen Rossi need to make a sex tape together.  The can call it “Liars and Vibrators 1″.

Carrie your legal will be hearing from me today.  I want a retraction from you… Thanks for calling me out on distributing child porn.

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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Dirty Army Hacker Takes Down GretchenRossi.com

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 7th, 2009

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Yesterday someone was able to hack GretchenRossi.com and forward the domain to a post on TheDirty.com of Gretchen Rossi taking a dump. I just wanted to go on record and state that I had nothing to do with it. Currently her site is down.

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(Click On Images To See Large Version Pervo)

Also See Some Classics:

Another Exclusive Image: Gretchen Rossi And Her “Friend”

The Real Gretchen Rossi Before The Gold Digging

Random Email I Received: I know this site is supposed to be funny but in the last few days you have really gone overboard. Your site is supposed to be funny but what you are doing to Gretchan is just plain mean. Do you know she won a role model award in Orange County last year? What did you ever win besides World’s Biggest D*ckhead. I am 21 yearsa old with an 8 year old daughter(I know I was 13 when I had her, so what I love her) and I PRAY she grows up to be as good a person and role model as Gretchan. Leave her alone!

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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The Real Bullet of Orange County

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | November 5th, 2009

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The Real Housewives of Orange County premieres tonight on Bravo. Make sure you tune in because Gretchen Rossi is going to explain her vibrating actions. I wish Slade Slimey would explain why he owes $80K in child support to his ill side scratch.

**Tamra is DIRTY ARMY Strong.  I decided.  I moved this to the top because I know everyone is typing in “Gretchen Rossi Vibrator Cord” in Google.

Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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Liza Money Hungry Cougar

Posted in Cougars, Miami, The Dirty | October 22nd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this mother is a dirty c*ke rat who bangs old guys and then ransoms them for cash or she will tell their wives or gf. She does tons of blow and is never home with her daughter. She is a ex stripper who was banging a regular whom his wife was dieing of cancer the whole time the affair was going on…you cant get any lower then that….SHE NEEDS TO BE A DIRTY CELEB FO SURE! P.S. LADIES BEWARE AFTER 2 DRINKS THE STRIPPER COMES OUT AND SHE WILL HANG ON ANY MAN THAT GIVES HER A LIL ATTENTION.

Her and Gretchen Rossi should exchange contact information.  They could be BFF’s.- nik

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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Gretchen Rossi Is My Role Model

Posted in Newport, The Dirty | October 7th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so…according to Wrenchin’ Gretchen, she won’t get a boob job because of her “role model” status…And she’s not a gold digger?! Wow. Looks like hell really is freezing over.

FOX News:  “Unlike her fellow housewives, “Real Housewives of Orange County” beauty Gretchen Rossi has avoided enlarging her female assets, and while it is still a personal struggle to remain natural, Rossi is doing it in honor of her responsibility as a role model.”

Role model to who?  People who masturbate profusely?- nik

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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‘Real Housewife’ Gets Millions From Dead Fiance

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty | August 26th, 2009

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TMZ.COM: “Real Housewife of Orange County“ Gretchen Rossi says her late fiance didn’t leave her “millions and millions of dollars” — and she’s right, he only left her 2.5.

We got a look at Jeff Beitzel’s trust — amended a month before his death — and even though Rossi tried to make it look like he didn’t leave her much in a “Real Housewives” reunion special, she actually pulled in a pretty penny.

Gretchen was awarded $2,500,000 — some of which she collected from Beitzel’s life insurance policy. Rossi’s not the only one who sounds disappointed about the dough — we hear some of Beitzel’s five ex-wives aren’t too happy with her haul either.

Told you… Ladies can milk any old Trout.  Poor guy thought he was in love… I give her two years before she is broke only because Slade owes so much money to people.- nik

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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Gretchen Rossi Lies Her Way To The Top

Posted in Gretchen Rossi, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Newport, The Dirty | August 24th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, You need to scrounge up a print edition of today’s (8/23) LA Times Frontpage. There is a half-page ad (page A 24) for the “Women’s Empowerment Conference & Expo”, hosted by Gretchen Christina Rossi. Half the add is a picture of her. I don’t understand how anyone thought this was a good idea. I guess they figure chicks who read the LA Times Front-page must not watch a lot of “OC Housewives”, and don’t know the truth.

They obviously didn’t see the picture above or there must be a Bullet exhibit at this Expo.- nik

Also See: The Gretchen Chronicles

Someone must have called him 30K Millionaire to his face. - @nik
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