Southern Bell

Mr. Ed

Mr. Ed

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Kristen H, something about her huge teeth bother me. Also, she has the “good girl” look but is a well known groupie. She is from Gulf Shores/Daphne Alabama.  In the first photo It’s the girl in the green on the left and the second photo on the girl on the right in the solid black dress. Her “kankles” are awful also!

Girls from the south suck, they will all be obese by the time they’re 30.- nik

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

Gross Shim


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, even he wouldn’t!

When fat overgrown babies think you’re gross, you’re officially done for.- nik

Auburn Girls

Auburn Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Auburn Sorority Girls going wild.. Chick on the left said she would let you knight her with your Greg.

I think they are hiding their faces for a reason. Ugly.- nik

Camel Toe’d

camel toe'd

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her quote- “model for hire” . . model what? that camel toe? EW! Photoshop couldnt even fix that.

Wow, “she” did a pretty good tuck job. Just sayin’.- nik

Would You


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the kind of girl that Alabama is all about..A big fat booty, small chest, beat face and sl*tty.  I think I know what your answer is gunna be to this would you, your decision may finally get me too move.

Answer: No, she would smother me and then probably eat my lifeless body.

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