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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl in the front is dirty Sarah a dirty wh*re.  She says she has a boyfriend and never gets with guys which is completely false, the dude in the pic is even grabbin her cooch so you know these guys had a freaky night.  She stays at a few different guys houses a week and stay cooped up inside so there is no telling what kinds of things she is doing.

I want some Dirty Intel on the blonde. I am willing to bet she is DIRTY.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: You know your a dirty sl*t when you have a picture like this or simply looking like this.  Nik this is Crissy and she is a swinging dirty swamp troll.  Her hair smells and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years and her style is definitely one which makes people scratch their heads. I wouldn’t even hit that with a condom.

I can’t imagine anyone being attracted to this. Ever.- nik

Is That A Wig


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Ni this is Jen. I think she grew up wanting to be a man, she is always drunk to the point of passing out.  She has a hard time getting with both girls any guys, she pretty much takes everything she can get.  She is in dire need for a make-over.

I am going to have nightmares from this one.- nik

Would You?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: would you with any of them with a gun to your Greg, while on fire, about to be pushed out of a speeding semi-truck?

Answer: No, they are all beat shims, with bad tuck jobs.

Vincent California Surfing Douchebag Wannabe

Vincent California Surfing Douchebag wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid thinks hes so sick, he talks like hes a surfer kid from San Diego and trys to pull all the chicks with it. He throws up all the time typical frat b*tch. Hes a lil p*ssy.

This guy is still in college? He looks like he’s about 30.- nik

Does It Stank?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the guy checkin out that chicks stank hole is promo paul.  This guy is a joke and thinks he is the king of the city, Paul is a slimmey dirty bastard.

The sad part is this is not even a strip club… the chick with the chin rolls is a mom (I can tell by the stomach).  Paul, you see what you were looking for?  Creeper!- nik

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