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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik:  Meet two of DC’s biggest multi-millionaire douchebags. They’re both CEOs of big companies, but when the sun goes down, they can be found trolling for chicks on local college campuses. They think they are rockstars because they have money and because the drunkest golddiggers in DC are all over them, but in reality they’re just 50-year-old has-beens. They hang out with another f*g you’ve featured before (see photo 2). I’ve even seen them partying with underaged — high school — h*es. Here they are in the booth with DJ David Guetta on the F*ck Me I’m Famous Tour. How gay is that?

Money buys happiness and old Cougar faces.- nik

Third Edition Goons

Third Edition Goons

Third Edition Goons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Third Edition is a pretty popular bar in Georgetown, but i must say they have some of the biggest tools working there. The manager, Jon, the fat Justin Beiber is just an overall douchebag. His friend, a bartender at Thirds, Ricky we call Ricky little dicky. Let me tell you, his penis was so short and thin, a waste of minutes of my life. They both think they’re hot sh*t just like any other richboy because they are bartenders but girls just bang them so they don’t have to pay for the overpriced drinks.

I doubt very many girls go there, especially with big cheeked forgy’s like this.- nik

Pawley’s Island Psychotic Coug

Pawley's Island Psychotic W***e

Pawley's Island Psychotic W***e

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Meet Angie W. the little skeeze with dark hair and a huge nose. She is a MI import to S.C. I guess no one in Michigan liked her either so she had to move.HA! She is a 30 something “nurse” and has an obsession with her ex’s and their new girlfriends, and any girl her so called fiance’ EVER dated! She thinks she is really cute but she is not even 5 feet tall and built like a boy!!!! Please tell me what you think!

This is why you train horses and keep them in their stable.- nik

Beware She Is A Man

beware she is a MAN!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the DIIIIRRRTY:  Chick is really a man, her daddy paid for the surgery and the meds, and has noooo chest!! Nooooo ASSS…looks like a man, has the adams apple 2!!!!!!  Her men keep running away, and leave her to cry, and get more surgery done!!!  Poor thang! Guys beware!!!! You never know what cha really with…especially since she chases anything and everything with a P! She wants a man to love her but they just keep runnin!!

Its the hair, nobody wants to deal with that mess..or of course the greg they find down below.- nik

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


nasty as f*ck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she is hot, please explain to her why she is not. 

I didn’t know chipmunks were into tanning.- nik

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