THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik: Meet two of DC’s biggest multi-millionaire douchebags. They’re both CEOs of big companies, but when the sun goes down, they can be found trolling for chicks on local college campuses. They think they are rockstars because they have money and because the drunkest golddiggers in DC are all over them, but in reality they’re just 50-year-old has-beens. They hang out with another f*g you’ve featured before (see photo 2). I’ve even seen them partying with underaged — high school — h*es. Here they are in the booth with DJ David Guetta on the F*ck Me I’m Famous Tour. How gay is that?
Money buys happiness and old Cougar faces.- nik