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Just Another Myspace Creeper


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, just another myspace creeper for ya to destroy. hes been hitting me up for the past three weeks tellin me once i go black ill never go back? WTF?

How much ya wanna bet that Soulja Boy over here still has the gold “New Era” sticker on his hat? For the gays.- nik

UW’s Finest

UW's Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: These b*tches walk around like they are the sh*t. Said to be some of the hottest girls at UW, wondering what you think… check out the lazy eye.

Their faces are oddly shaped, and the only thing under those bangs are 7heads.- nik

Real Or Fake SGM?


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is he real or fake SGM?

FAKE SGM: Real SGM don’t dress up like Panic At The Disco.- nik

Toolbag Dirty Material


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is ryan and i just cant find enough things wrong with this loser!! just look at him!! toolbag dirty material fashow!!! ugh what a homo!!

I think his stache’ is kinda cool?- nik

Schwabby Sl*t

Schwabby Slut

Schwabby Slut


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tara. She is the biggest les schwab h*e bag ever! She loves the greasy rubber smell of their d*cks. There are 2 times she has said she is “pregnant” (to scam the poor guys into staying with her) and showed ultra sound photos from 1999. Really?! She moved to Cali and is moving back in May to work at the South Seattle Les Schwab. Please schwabby’s, and the greater Puget Sound area… BE AWARE!

I could see how those guys could be fooled, she does look pregnant. Just FYI I don’t think laying on train tracks is safe for the baby.- nik

Quit Playing With Trash

Quit playing with trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: If Billy Z wasn’t dirty before, he is now after hanging out with these two town wh*res for the last couple weeks. Billy, One day you will realize what trash you hang out with and how you’ll never get a classy girl. Quit hanging out with trash and go fight for custody of your kid.

I knew Seattle was famous for their fish, but I didn’t know they had Trouts there.- nik

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