Aren’t I Irresistable?


THE DIRTY ARMY: NiK this is Julian.  I’ll try and hold back on the profanity but when I think of this guy thats all I can think of.  This f*ckin f*g is a f*ckin loser.   He thinks he is god’s gift to women, he will try and steal every guys girlfriend (unsuccessfully of course) he sends pics like this to girls even after he has been rejected thinking once they see his body they will want to f*ck him.  Hey Julian why don’t you move that towel and give everyone a laugh with your tiny dick.  This is the sleeziest and dumbest guy ever.  He thinks that girls wont tell guys what he says to them or sends them, he is a moron.

Is that the new Nikon?- nik

Red Cups Are For Athletes!

Red Cups Are For Athletes!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some finely tuned athletic machines from the Boston marathon. Red Cups are for athletics and for partying!

I wonder how much sweat was collected in those cups?- nik

Ed Farty’s Douchest Tool

Ed Farty's Douchest Tool

Ed Farty's Douchest Tool

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mike Cl*rke, the biggest tool in Southern California. He likes to think he plays ball for Harvard, but is too busy finding oxyc*ntin and getting drunk to rid his mind of his pathetic existence. This guy is a creeper and thinks he is God’s gift to Earth. I heard this douchetard gets so desperate for underage girls, he rufie’s them. I don’t even want to ask you if he’s a real SGM, but I’d love to hear what you think.

Wait, Harvard seriously let this Douchetard in? I’m shocked.- nik

Would You?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Alli she is from Farmington, Nh, I think shes pretty…do you?

Pretty for an Umpa-Lumpa.- nik

Would You?


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you?? shes badass and way sexxxxxxy!!!

NO: Photoshop is for liars.- nik

The One Givin You The Eye


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, the one givin you the eye blew me.. and 4 of my frat buddies in one night.. in the same room.. one after another.

That is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever heard. You, along with your 4 buddies are officially batting for the gays.- nik

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