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I Can Only Imagine How Proud Samantha Lynn Goudie’s Parent Must Be

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samantha Lynn Goudie. The girl tried to storm the field at an Iowa game and was arrested. She later tweeted about how cool she is that she blew a 3.41… what an idiot if you ask me, I’m sure her family that is paying for school is so proud to see their daughter all over national headlines with enough alcohol in her system to literally kill her. Keep it up Miss Cool. At least this does prove why Iowa got the number 1 partying college this year. Meth can really make you drink a ton.

Sam is about a 3.41888271 in the looks category as well.- nik

University Of Iowa Is Not The Top Party School

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so University Of Iowa is now considered the best party school in America… which is total bullish*t and I’m not sure how much the school paid to be considered the best… I went and visited my cousin last year and it was the worst idea ever.  Iowa is basically the capital of Meth and Heroin in this country.  All the parties we attended, everyone was smoking meth and staying up for 3 or 4 days drinking and doing crazy sh*t… then they smoke the heroin so they can fall asleep… trust me, Iowa is not the best party school, it is the best drug school if you are white trash and love smoking meth… so please, clear this up for anyone planning on becoming a meth head, I mean a student there.

They actually have schools in Iowa?- nik

Needs Help

THE DIRTY ARMY: can we get this girl some help? This 30 year old is a drinking problem that has lead to her arrest, clearly used her gambling wins to get drunk and just needs to get her life together. At 30 in Iowa she shouldn’t be hanging around with 20 some year olds at the bar and clearly this is why she never should be pursued her teaching major that she obtained in college. Please DA send a message to help her get life together. Out of one relationship onto the party ways friends help her save herself. I used to run with this girl but after her and her ex broke up I’ve seen her go down just an even more destructive path.

For your case, its a problem.- nik

Campbell Murdock Loves to Booze

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this slut needs to close her mouth. There is either a bottle of booze in it or a dick. Country Thunder must’ve been fun for this whore. All she tweets about is drinking and orgasms. Campbell, we get it. You like to get slammed all kinds of ways. I’m sick of seeing this cum dumpster everywhere.

Why is Mr America rubbing her boot on his greg?- nik

Repeat Offender

THE DIRTY ARMY: Audrey Bee loves her homecoming pink dress from high school.. Don’t you Nik?

You can’t make mistakes like that once you make it on thedirty.- nik

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The Truth behind Kevin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This has been a long time coming, and now that Kevin Atterberg seems to have his life together: wife and baby. I think it’s time for people to actually know what kind of person he really is. Manny short for man whore contracted Herpes when he was in college. However, he did not tell any of his female (possibly male) partners that he had the DRD. So the greater lower region of Iowa has DRD because of him. He is also abusive and violent, an alcoholic, compulsive liar, and cheater. As a teen he was arrested for breaking and entering and assault with a deadly weapon. He broke the car windows of at least two of his exes: Amy and Rose. And he even tried to k**l the former stripper who has drd because of him (Rose) by smothering her with a pillow. His old college roommates were home when the police came and they can vouch for that. On the night of his best friend’s wedding, he trapped his then girlfriend(different one then the two above)in a hotel room where he proceeded to do god knows what to here. The hotel manager called the police on him and the wedding party had to intervene because she was screaming and crying for her life. He usually dated younger girls right out of high school. When he was 25 he made out with a 15 year old high school sophomore. He also has a vast collection of porn on his computer which includes man on man action. So maybe the reason why he is so angry all the time because he’s a closet homo. I don’t believe for a second this guy has changed his ways. It would take years of therapy, medication, and psychosis to change a man like him. Hopefully his wife won’t become a battered woman and get his sickness.

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