THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Sean. His hobbies include: cheating, lying, dating strippers, abusing women, facebooking for dates, and threatening death to his girlfriends when they disagree with him. When he’s not busy being a POLICE OFFICER, he’s helping his mother’s friend (who’s a mother herself and over 10 years older than him) have an affair on her husband. He puts on this very convincing act of being the perfect man for you. But ladies, beware: this is an overzealous child with a major inferiority complex and possible multiple **’s. Fingers crossed that the last part isn’t true because I’m more than aware that the rest of it is. Not many people really know him because he’s super quiet and socially awkward, but his testosterone supplements may bring him out of his shell enough to cross your path. Ask any of this past girlfriends who know how he truly is, and they will tell you – this is one dirty cop. I have family and friends who are police officers and incredible people through and through, but he brings absolute shame to the force. Please do not let his lies fool you and waste your time the way I have.
I can’t help but notice the guys hand by his crotch…pretty sure that’s the root of his issues.- nik