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Cheer Squad


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the Marquette cheer squad.  Every single one of these guys is a perv, unless they are gay.  The 2 dudes I have met on the cheer squad were talking about how cheerleading was the only non gay sport (yes they called it a sport) cause they get to touch girls where others guys dream.  Too bad no male cheerleader ever dates a girl on the cheerleading team cause they are all creepy pervs.

This does look like a dream sport.- nik

Poor Things


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this pic is pretty old but I just found out about this site,I  love it.  These poor things try so hard to get guys to notice and like them they pretend to like football and thorw football parties, when I actually watched a game with them they had no clue what was going on.  The only guys who are at their party is the 3 cardboard cutouts in the background, and there is only 3 of them so some of the girls are gunna have to share.

They need to lay off the chicken wings.- nik

Dirty Girl


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this h*e thinks she is a dime piece.  Her name is Anna and she is a f*ckin wh*re.  This girl gets obsessed with guys and will do pretty much anything for a guy who has peircing and tattoos.  She has ditched her boyfriends to run off with some badboy who she just wants to f*ck, Anna is a tr*mp.  I hope this girl becomes the recipient of a lazy eye when one of these guys blows a load into it.

I don’t think they could even make it to her eye with that nose in the way.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy Andy the dude in the coca cola outfit is destined to be a 40 year old virgin.  This guy stalks girls who are still in highschool, he phones a few of them everyday and stares at their pics all the time, granted he looks like a little pre-mature boy but its still illegal my friend.  This guy and his friends make wierd sh*t around the dorms and always make a mess and one of them always ends up puking at parties.

They aren’t even beer cartons. Fail.- nik

Sceptre head


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sally. She is a law student. What do you think?

Sally, I’m going to give you a complement sandwich. It looks like you had a good plastic surgeon, your face looks like you’re from Jersey, but your tan is very life like.- nik

Go Fish


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Matt. He is a total stoner. Just look at his eyes. I think he has smoked so much W33d that his eyes are permanently like that. He thinks he is going some famous rock just because he can play three songs on is stupid guitar. WTF?

Dude, you just have to make pairs. It is not that confusing.- nik

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