THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, here is Serena from the Baltimore Ravens. I think she is the hottest female alive. She has everything a guy could ever want in a female (from a physical stand point). I figured you, of all people, could find something wrong with her…unless that is, you agree with me.
I don’t agree with you, besides the fact that she smells like noodles… her face is overweight.- nik