Tanned and Teen Mom

THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw Brooke Bauman was posted on here earlier…… keep in mind she’s pushed a baby through that already loose car exhaust pipe she calls a vagina. So Nik… would you?

Answer: No, It’s be frightening seeing her without filters.

Airbrushed Attention Seeking Airhead

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brooke, the teen mom of Minnesota and Queen of the Trash. I’m not sure where to begin, so I’ll start here. She has a child with a convicted serial rapist (Michael “Swagboii” Stucky) and she is never seen out in public with her baby. (Who she so adorably named “Bentley.”) Now that daddy’s in jail she kicked up her “modeling career.” (Basically, her mommy and daddy pay for photographers to take her picture and use them in their sample books) It’s basically just a way for her to get more pictures for her to post on Facebook for more likes (Brookey baby likes her attention!)Brooke never talks about motherhood but makes about 10 statuses a day using “inspirational quotes,” song lyrics, and how much she “looooves her new boyfriend. She posted pictures of her baby after it was born SUFFERING in the hospital, she used her own sick child for likes. She air brushes her pictures so much RuPaul gets jealous. She has added so many people on facebook that she cant even add anymore. She’s a trashy mom and brags about how she’s a “slut” for any boy who’s “country.” She needs to grow up and parent her baby and get off the internet and embarrassing herself and her family.

Work on one fluid sharpie stroke…your lines are showing.- nik

Beaded Allison

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Allison, aka BlooblahBlack a gem of a girl who has made a life out of gold digging and preying on people’s generosity and friendship. She goes through guys pretty quickly, once most of them catch on to the fact she doesnt want a relationship she just wants a parent, someone to wipe her ass, pay her bills and give her a place to live they kick her out and cut her off. She works maybe two days a week at a pizza place in uptown and spends the rest of her time playing video games, drinking other people’s booze, getting high and eating. The pittance of a paycheck she gets goes almost entirely to feed her pot addiction- she can’t live without the stuff and will buy more green instead of food. She’s a parasite and a terrible fuck (though at least she’s easy) and of course once she does move in and take over your home? She stops putting out so you don’t even get that shitty benefit. Stay clear of this chick Mpls she’ll fck you then expect you to take care of her completely, so unless you’re in the market to adopt a perma-skank face slut save your money, time and effort and just run the hell away.

The more you rave the worse your housing options become…- nik

The Lion Killer Melissa Bachman Needs To Stop

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, known hunter Melissa Bachman from Minnesota is sick and twisted. She recently shocked people after shooting and killing a rare lion that was trapped on a private game farm in South Africa. Skank Melissa posted a smiling picture of herself with a dead lion in front of her, gushing about her ‘incredible hunting day.’ Her enthusiasm was not shared by thousands of others, who signed a petition to ban her from South Africa. This is not the first time she has angered people with her shocking hunts. Please pass along the link to the petition and put this murderer on blast.  Everyone keeps saying how good hunting is for the villages in South Africa because they get a cut of the money that the white people spend… which is complete BS.  The villages are reported seeing less than 1% of the money these fools are paying to kill innocent animals.  Thanks Nik.  Click here to sign the petition.

Signed.- nik

Rachet Trailer Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik… Meet Brittney Dipshit. (BrittShit). She’s a trailer trash ratchet hoe who I wouldn’t even trust to sleep in a barn full of pigs! She looks fcked up like she gets gang banged 5 times a week, except nobody would touch that piece of shit because she is big and fat without a boyfriend. She also claims that she is the best looking “person” (she calls herself a person) on bangme.net, when she is only a fugly beast who loves to eat! Nobody in her real life would dare to touch her in fear of STDs & getting squished to death, so she only fits in on the internet. Little does she know that literally no one cares about her. With that being said, her favorite thing to do on these rating sites is troll people, including myself. Her real life is sad and lonely so she likes to argue with people that are prettier than her because she is jealous. She tries to sound witty, classy and intelligent in her arguments by stealing argument come backs from Google! Desperate much? The poor trollop, I do feel much sorry for her. Then again, the truth is the truth. Oh and I’m not the only one who thinks this about her; These are some texts/comments made by other people from bangme. -and she’s a trailer trash whore (nothing against trailers -i’ve lived in one, but people like her give them a bad name) with her retarded tapout fcking hoodie, nasty band of sluts, and tries way too hard. those pics of you…. so dumb and high school. but still. and she obviously has no fucking life as she claims she’s on bchat all fucking day, being cliquey and trolling people. bet she flashes her tits all the fucking time and puts on web cam shows and all that. she looks like she gets gangbanged 5x a week. and it’s really creepy when folks post pics of their kids on here. REALLY CREEPY. ugh. they both make me ill. -If you have pics of your kids on here then move on. I have no respect for someone who puts their (or anyone else’s) kids on an adult site -Yes, I have 2 beautiful children and no, I don’t parade them around on a site called “bangme.” P.s. Hope you get a kick out of her “beautiful” pictures she puts up, comparing herself to Hollywood actresses and models.

I’d rather not decide, save face from even thinking of sticking it in.- nik

Why Do Athletes Have So Many Kids With Random Women

NFL: Minnesota Vikings-Training Camp

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I will never understand how superstar athletes like Adrian Peterson have so many children.  First report came out that he had 5 children and 4 baby mamas, but now one of his baby mama’s is claiming that AP has 7 children.  With the money he makes, I can only imagine what child support for him is monthly.  Does he not understand his career will be over one day and he will not be making money like he use to?  I hope he has a really smart Jewish financial investor because he is going to need it.

No wonder he didn’t seemed phased by the death of his son. Pathetic.- nik

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