Put These 2 in a Stable

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thought I’d let you know what the Bottlerat Queen of MPLS has been up to as of late. Turns out she’s FINALLY given up on ever finding a real job and has dropped out of the University of Minnesota for the 7th time and can now be found working at a temp agency. I mean, with Mac forcefield application skills like hers, it’s actually quite surprising that career didnt work out for her either. But, employers do tend to shy away from slores who sleep with co-workers boyfriends… On the plus side, Ms. Krueger has managed to finally score a “boyfriend” of her own!! Well, kind of. If you consider incessent cheating and talking crap about her behind her back, I guess you can consider him a boyfriend. I have to say though, I do hope it works out for them, seeing 2 lonley horses would be really, really depressing. By the way LeeAnn, it’s high time to get your Dad to pony up the $$ for that nose job. Nik Richie rule #1.

Sometime you just have to give up on the face.- nik

A Bartender & Model Love Story

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two are dating long distance… Aaron Birdsalli, He bartends in Minneapolis and Courtney Ellis, she Models in Dallas. Cute right? Story is He uses his bartending gig to pull hoes behind his girls back. He’ll feed them free shots and take them behind the back door and bang each and of of them after they’re drunk. On the other hand.. new bad bitch in Dallas think she’s hot shit over there is doing the same to him with all the photographers. She’ll f*** them just to get a free photoshoot for her portfoilio. What do you think about their relationship Nik? Any advice for the wanna be rocker and wanna be model?

She needs to leave him before he infects her with ink.- nik

Would You

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Courtney Johns. She goes by the Alias \”Kourtnee James\”. According to her, she is a \”actress\” and \”model\”. Which leads me to ask, Would You?


What Would Nik Richie Do

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura Vandervoort. Blonde, Pretty, but no +2’s.  I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend because he said there is no way you would because of no +2’s.  So thought you might be able to look past that 1 flaw. So would you Nik?

Answer: No, I would probably squeeze her stomach fat during foreplay. I wouldn’t be able to resist which would probably prevent me from having an erection… it has nothing to do with +2’s.

50 Tyson Is Back In The Game

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site bro. It looks like our boy 50 Tyson is comin up in the rap game! He owes his success to you. Nobody had even heard of him until you posted the videos of him rapping on his street corner. Now look at him, grown and makin some bank. Much love 50 Tyson!

I heard he is rich as f*ck now.- nik

Rez Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: A “so called friend from work” Ashley Haverhals, shoved her DIRTY PERIOD STAINED thong under my floor rug in the living room then acted like she slept with my husband while I was asleep in my bed after celebrating a friend’s birthday party. She is mentally ill and has Schizophrenia. Being the jealous girl she is, she tried to destroy our family and our 6 children’s lives. She then told me on Facebook that she DIDN’T sleep with him! WTH?? She is crazy and here is some of the pictures! Tell me what you think!

Under the rug is a couch surfers closet.- nik

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