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Varunie Vongsvirates Realtor By Day Player By Night

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Varunie Vongsvirates. I went out on a few dates with her and I thought she was a down to earth cool chick. She told me she had a real job as a Realtor for Coldwell Banker and I believed her. I come to find out she is a escort and Rick Soloman is her pimp. I’m scared for my life as everyone knows Rick Soloman was married to Pam Anderson and she has h**tis C and drd. I’m going to get tested next week and I swear I will be pissed if I have anything. She dated this guy Allister and at least 3 girls have told me they were with him at the same time. She had a foul smelling Vadge but I just thought maybe it was a yeast infection. I feel betrayed and both gunshy on finding any respectable girl here in Hollywood, are there any nice ones left? Instead of opting for my dreamgirl Playboy Model I settled for a nice girl to meet my mom. Oh and I found out she has a rap sheet. I am DA strong and a fan of the dirty

That ain’t no realtor.- nik

619 Tool Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is chadd winter. he is the epitome of east county san diego tool bag. he tried to sleep with me and my mom in high school on homecoming night. please stay away from this guy, he gave my best friend drd and continues to act like nobody knows. he spent 2 months in county for a dui and assaulting an officer. all he does is sleep on his friends couches and has them drive him everywhere. total instagram and FB stalker. please stay away as you may transmit herpes just from his breath.

Raver Chick Blogs About Doing Molly

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… Check out that raver chick that asked very politely to get her off your site. She said she doesn’t even do drugs and is worried about her future job. Check out her blog and her big ole +2’s, shes bragging about finding dank molly out at EDC… She cant hide from the DA!!!  Click here to see bragging about taking molly at EDC. 

Raver chick you are cordially invited to my birthday party tonight at Stinagree in San Diego to discuss post removals. Don’t bring tongue ring douche… no dudes.- nik


Can You Remove My Post Please

Can You Remove My Post Please

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik, I had never heard of this website until a friend contacted me letting me know I was getting bashed. Honestly, I support a fun creative website but I would really appreciate not being on it! I am friends with Ashley (smashley) and she said you would take it down if I asked nicely.  It would mean a lot.. Its just this is the first result on google when you type my name. Some comments are nice and compliments but others are derogatory and rude. I donnot even do drugs, I just like to smoke weed so the fact that it says “this chick rolls balls and is a dirty druggie” isnt what I would like to be presented as for future jobs and opportunities. I hope you can find it in your heart to understand and take down this one post! if you would like to talk further PLEASE do email me at and I will even give you my phone number through there to talk further.. Just really hoping to get this down at the earliest convenience. Thank you so much for your time! xo Madi

This sounds like a set-up… Madi are you trying to have sex with me? I’m a married man! And any future employer is only going to hire you based on your chest… not because of what people say about you on TheDirty.- nik

ALSO SEE:  The Tumblr Raver Chick

Look Out Gentlemen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girls name is Cea Mumford and I knew her in high school. the last time we talked years ago she was married and pregnant well it turns out she wasn’t taking the pill and got knocked up on purpose. Come to find out she is married to a new guy and doing the same thing, trying to get regnant on purpose. Look out for this one guys, total slut. Would you?

Where exactly is that guys hand.- nik

The PB “Millionaire” Will Not Give Up On His Reality Show

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve seen this guy on TheDirty a couple of times and lately I keep seeing these annoying post on my news feed from others; The PB “Millionaire” is still trying to push his tacky “reality show”. He’s been giving out money and gift cards to people in the middle of nowhere USA for views on Youtube. I couldn’t bear to watch five seconds of the “show”. He’s a total Hugh Hefner wannabe, once Crystal was re-engaged to Hef, PBM made sure to brag that he met her first and that she always attended his parties. He recently had a NYE party, I honestly don’t get how people are buying his crap–This is nothing compared to the Playboy Mansion. Take a look at the some pictures, I don’t know if it’s just me but that does not look like a good time.

This guy is so tired.- nik

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