The Orfield

THE DIRTY ARMY: this skank was bad enough before she rushed a sorority, her last name is Orfield and she earned herself the nickname Whorefield by the middle of her freshman year.By her sophomore year she’d f*cked at least 5 guys in the same frat and a a whole house of 6 non frat housemates. Seriously this girl will shove her balloon tits (cause they’re the best things she’s got) at anything and used to make out with girls just to get attention. this nasty chick doesn’t care if the guys she fcks have a gf, she used to cheat on her bf ALL the time – multiple randos and a solid f*ck buddy on the side. EW much?

Quite the imaginative nickname.- nik

Holy Breezus

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I came to UCSB 2 years ago, I was expecting to see the hottest sorority girls. Blonde, skinny, big tits, and for the most part that’s what I get every night. So imagine my surprise when I see this thing sporting Tri Delta wear, tryna slut it up like she’s a pornstar. There are a lot of ugly girls like her here, but this one takes the cake for being an absolute bitch to her sisters and anyone else that looks too long at her barrel waist and monkey face. Some of my guy friends say they would still hit it (after several dozen shots), so I guess I’m asking, would you with this sista?

Answer: No, noodles look odd with dimples, even more so when they look like they play soccer.

Craigslist Liar

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bradley McLean.  He is a two timing “Wannabe”.  He is on every social media, playing a victim. He thinks every girl will fall for it but I didn’t know, he sits on Craigslist and post ads in the M4W section and acts like its his 1st time doing it! I know 1st hand that this kid is bad news better, he try’s to f*ck anything that walks, ladies watch out he is a walking DRD. If you don’t believe me, try it yourself.  Click here to see his Greg. 

Is he handicapped?- nik

How Dare You Nik Richie

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THE DIRTY ARMY: You Nik are a disgraceful *SSHOLE and should be ashamed at the kinds of thing you allow on your web site. These women, mostly, are being harassed, when in real and true you have no idea who they are or their side of the story. As far as I’m concerned you are a disgusting GREEDY misogynistic poor excuse for a human being! I’ve had very good friends on your site and I am astonished you still have this grotesque thing running. I would KILL your daughter if I was given the chance. You should have stayed in Persia and never came to America.  I’m a college educated person and education is something you don’t have.  We don’t like your kind here and you should really go back to your mother land.

Do you feel better now?- nik

Isla Vistas Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tell me nik, with all these young college girls anyone strike your fancy? UCSB’s finest?

Answer: No, everyone of them is trying to pull off some kinda leg trick.

Brunettes Be B’s

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is Ashley. She thinks she’s the shit and has the worst personality. She is incapable of smiling and has the biggest nose and worst skin! I mean its called a plastic surgeon and dermatologist, not that hard. Anyways, would you?

Answer: No, she’s shaped like a board.

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