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Morgan Brittany Is Jealous

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like there’s a cat fight brewing in Miami.  Morgan Brittany is jealous of Vadim’s new fiancé Brittany. Morgan basically outed herself for creeping Brittany’s Instagram, acting like she is better than everyone else because she sucks Greg for money and wouldn’t be caught dead in a Juicy tracksuit. That ratchet h*e shops at both H&M and Forever 21. Can’t really get any more basic than that. Go back to the gutter Morgan. Your time is up.

Morgan the ITG in the reflection needs some work. Stop eating pizza.- nik

Graham’s Lady

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the girl that Graham Douglas let me meet his parents. After him telling me I was too shy to be a stripper, frustrated him because I was a tease and not outgoing, taking my virginity, and letting me know I may have DRDs, I could readily pinpoint the source by a girl posting pictures on his page with a group of guys holding a dead mouse above her mouth and a tramp stamp (always accurate). Apparently before meeting the parents, he and his friends ran a train on her. After simply asking if they hooked up and telling her she might have DRDs, she goes on a rant about how in college sex is just sex and Graham is a good guy so stop telling myself and everyone that he isn’t. Fortunately enough, he tells me she has been fucked by more guys than girls he has in his life. Please help her realize she’s not a model because she took her shirt off in black and white lighting, to close her mouth, and to save up for tattoo removal. You would think having something engrained on your back would stop you from doing it with a drug dealer unprotected. This needs to stop. The tattoo reads: ” “Naked you are simple as one of your hands;Smooth, earthy, small, transparent, round. You’ve moon-lines, apple pathways Naked you are slender as a naked grain of wheat. Naked you are blue as a night in Cuba; You\’ve vines and stars in your hair. Naked you are spacious and yellow As summer in a golden church.”  Apparently she likes how smooth and earthy having unprotected sex with a drug dealer is.

Alexis Carn Loves Her Refund Gap

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis Carn or as I like to call her the biggest REFUND GAP I’ve seen in a while. Alexis used to be a lot of fun and well… now she is just a drunk. She goes off on trips for weeks and leaves her poor adorable son with his dad all the time who is an amazing dude (first man I’ve seen in Jacksonville to man up). Alexis works at bars and “models” haha. Just this weekend she went to biketoberfest with her grandmother and mom and she entered in a bikini contest. What a bunch of classy women right? She talked about straving herself for 24 hour before being in the contest how silly is that? I blame the downfall of Alexis on Brandon’s troll of a sister Christina Ghioto, those teeth WOW! Alexis just needs to grow up, get a real job that is not in the industry and be home for her child. Clean up your act or as your son and his friends get older they not going to think you’re a “MILF, as you would like that” they going to think your gross.

Without those +2’s Alexis Carn would be the fattest girl in Florida.- nik

Graham Douglas Still on the Prowl


What’s your fascination with this pot head? You constantly submit his photos, WITHOUT a story.  That shit cra.- nik

Ashley Kompare

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Ashley Kompare, a 27 year old krusty sloot in the Trampa area that works at a strip club. Ashley has DRD, 3 previous abortions, multiple bacteria infections and still doesn’t tell her sexual partners about her DRD. Her most recent incident involved having sex with a co worker without telling him of her status and when she was confronted about it she lied as usual. She frequents the Miami and Hollywood/Ft. Lauderdale area with hopes of bagging a sugar daddy so her mommy and daddy don’t have to keep paying for her BMW, shopping, and plastic surgery addiction. She has consistently lies to her family for the last several years about where she works because she doesn’t want her family in Syracuse to know that she works at a strip club and sleeps around but the truth always has a way of airing itself out. Maybe some girls will learn to tell the truth instead of spreading shit for life but once a sloot, always a sloot.

Miami’s Ivana Is Delusional About Her Life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to one of Miami’s nastiest girls. Her name is Ivana and she’s always bragging about all the places she goes to, but her trips are all magically paid because she’s broke. She swears she’s the sh*t but she still lives at home and drives an old Mazda. The girl’s only twenty years old and has already slept with half of Miami. She recently got +2’s and I heard her prices went up with them. I had a friend call her once and she said 200 for half an hour. What crazy man would pay that much for that?! I feel bad for her man, he swears he has a good girl. She’s full of DRD’s and I thought I should warn the DA, everyone steer away from her.

Bud Light Lime mutha f*cka!- nik

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