I’m A Model


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little h*mo is Joel.  This guy thinks he is an abercrombie model,  he wears all of their clothes and tells girls that he actually is one. This guy is full of himself, half of his pics are with his top off and flexing, he is a lil c*ke head loser.  This guy probably weighs 120lbs tops he looks like a twig, probably from all the dieting for his modeling lol.

Any chicks that believe this guy’s a model should be failed out of school.- nik

Shannon James


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shannon James is pretty hot…I know I would but would you?

Answer: No. She has a Cougar face at 22. She’ll look like The Cryptkeeper by 25.

Do You Know What I like About Those High School Girls?

Child Molester Alert!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shawn, an upcoming chin collecter and his barely legal girlfriend Madi. They are the modern day Bill & Monica except the only thing that Shawn is in charge of is the fat train, which Madi seems to be jumping right on, which is understandable, because it’s kinda like a moonbounce and don’t 10 year olds love those? Madi looks like the grim reaper.

Grim Reaper with a seven head.- nik

Villanova Cheerleader


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we might be out of the Tourney, but at least our cheerleaders are hot!

She looks like she might have a Touch of Downs. Did they just feel bad for her?- nik

Tries Too Hard


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this f*g is Omar.  He thinks he is hot sh*t, this h*mo thinks everyone is jealous of him and wants to be him.  He thinks he attracts both guys and girls, with his mini greg he should be hiding out in embarrassment.  Seriously there is no buldge with his hands down his pants..and why is his hand down his pants in the first place.

He’s chubbing up for a big game of Tummy Sticks.- nik

Dunno How Those Came Off


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik sorry the pic is so blurry but I didn’t have much time before the greg touching started and I had to leave.  The guy in the front in Jeremy and the other guys are his gay friends.  These guys try so hard to get girls its embarrassing, they will make scenes or take their clothes off to get their attention.  I think they resorted to being gay from the looks of their hot tub experience.

This is not their first game of Tummy Sticks.- nik

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