DJ Go The F*ck Away


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this douche is DJ AJ.  This is some nerdy kid who thinks he is a DJ, he will show up at parties and kick whoever is in charge of the music out and start doing whatever he wants because ‘he is a dj’.   This f*g can’t spin too save his life, I swear he just learnt how to DJ so he could start going to parties.  This guy is lame, his pick up line for girls is asking what song they want to put on…Anyone can do that retard.

Attention everyone. Pushing a play button does not make you a DJ.- nik

Van Accident & Roll Over

That van is like a human pinata.- nik

Michigan is Smart


THE DIRTY ARMY: (Chicago Tribune) PAW PAW, MI – Legalized medical marijuana is about to make its debut in Michigan, which becomes the 13th state and the first between the Rockies and the East Coast to embrace the controversial pain treatment. In a vote last November that defied the culture war/reefer madness connotation to the illegal drug, 63 percent of the state’s voters—and a majority in every county—said yes to medical marijuana. The measure collected 250,000 more votes than Barack Obama, who won the state easily.

Technically, medical marijuana became legal in Michigan in December, a month after the public vote. The law takes full effect in April, when doctors begin receiving applications from patients seeking authorization to use marijuana for illnesses such as cancer, HIV-AIDS, glaucoma and other maladies that provoke chronic pain. Once they receive cards authorizing marijuana use, patients can grow their own—up to 12 plants—or designate a “caregiver” who will grow marijuana for them. Unlike California, there will be no public dispensaries that sell marijuana.

Now you won’t have to drive all the way to Cali.- nik

InCase You Didn’t Know

Never give a trucker the finger.- nik

The Cure for AIDS

Does Barack know about this atrocity?- nik

CoolPix vs NASA


THE DIRTY ARMY: Spanish Catalonia (Mail Foreign Services) – Teenagers with a £56 camera and latex balloon have managed to take stunning pictures from 20 miles above Earth.

Proving that you don’t need Google’s billions or the BBC weather centre’s resources, the four Spanish students managed to send a camera-operated weather balloon into the stratosphere.

Taking atmospheric readings and photographs, the Meteotek team of IES La Bisbal school in Spanish Catalonia completed their incredible experiment at the end of February this year.

Guess who is still a virgin?- nik

[Image: Barcroft Media]

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