Thoughts About Taylor

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Taylor. I hate to give her the attention, but I’ve always thought she was one of the prettiest girls from Milwaukee. She’s flawless besides the fact that she has tattoos, what a shame. Nik, would you?

No Racks! down boy!- nik

300 + Partners

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jacob Allen.. the biggest creeper/manwhore in the Whitewater/Milwaukee area. Basically, my friend started to “date him” in other words, have sex, and told us how he just got out of jail and was in there for least two years (reasons unknown) and he has had sex with at least 300 women as of January! This guy is not even 30 but still stalk girls in Whitewater bars to pick up women. He tried to control my friends life and would make dumb rules up like they cant be facebook friends. Oh and my favorite, he said they had to have anal sex if she was on her period or he would move on. Thankfully, he moved on to other females but he is all across Whitewater, Madison, and Milwaukee area. Women beware.

Judging by that catch they are nothing to brag about.  Its actually more embarrassing to have slept with that many cougs.- nik

Ultimate Bro

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Josh Metzger. The ultimate BRO. He is a football player at UW-Eau Claire. He thinks he is god’s gift to women and calls his apartment Club Hard Body. His ringtone is “I Wish I Could Fck Every Girl in the World”. He somehow gets with girls, but has NO standards. He would fuck a gatorade bottle if it had a pulse… This d-bag needs to be put in place and put on blast! Thanks Nik!

He also thought noone would notice this self post…we did (submitting the only pics of you and chicks was one of the give-aways).- nik

Ally Lech Is A Man Eater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ally, or Ally Lech. She was engaged about 3 different times. She goes out with guys and tell’s them she loves them, then drives them away slowely and painfully taking what she can from them. (me) including. No I’m not bitter, I just think it is hilarious and feel bad for these guys. Not sure what she does but she makes them fall into her spell. She snorts on the daily. She also has an DRD that I won’t say on here but CANNOT be treated. This is why she never actually hangs out with these guys in person because of her condition.  So is she special as she seems to think she is Nik?

 Who knew they had DreamKillers in Wisconsin?- nik

Whale Of A Tale

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This horrific sight is known to be called Thea, aka the sasquatch of the northwoods. This “thing” is known to poke holes in the condoms of the drunk out of their mind men that take one for the team. Been done many of times, succeeded once! The earth crumbles a bit every step she takes, so you should feel her coming before you see her….run!!!

I bet he could squeeze into a larger bra size if he tried.- nik

Seems To Think She’s Hot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This disgusting whore is delusional. I think I speak for all when I say….puke!!She thinks she is one of the hottest chicks in this area, and if that is true I think our tourism rate is going to plummet. She has made her way through the tri county area with ease. She is known to have 2 certain drd’s that are incurable. She will not tell you this of course, be warned! So Nik, if she did not have drd’s …would you?

Answer: No, I’m pretty sure I see trophies, gymnast trophies…never a good sign.

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