THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the Psycho Marine, Christopher James Rodriguez. He is a 33 year old, bi-sexual, sexual predator, rapist, stalker and THIEF. He specializes, for at least the last 5 years, in terrorizing women (seems he has no problem finding guys to suck off and swallow). He uses Craigslist and other internet sites to find his victims. He likes to take advantage of ladies or businesses that offer massage services (He will watch where the money goes, get a massage and then rob the place or person). He has posted ads looking for lonely army wives at Fort Hood, promising to help cure their boredom and has terrorized those ladies once he has had his way. He used to live in San Antionio, but he goes to Baylor University now and lives in Copperas Cove. He has been threatening to shoot people who refuse his advances and the rape and to kidnap people. He is a greatly disturbed individual who gets more violent and brazen each day. He has been doing this to people in San Antonio for years and now is harassing ladies in Austin. He pretends to be other people and he changes his phone often. He has showed up at a bunch of ladies places, he meets on the internet, and then threatens them. He seeks out ladies who are lonely or alone and uses his “good looks” (He does have nice DSLs) and his charm to lower their guard. He is a dangereous man who is to be avoided. Grow up, Chris, you need some professional help!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the story on this slut. She used to live in Wisconsin, beauty school drop out turned bartender. Got fired from most of her jobs, got some +2, and ran off to Austin. Here’s the best part, she had her boyfriend from Wisconsin move her down to Texas, when she really was only interested in moving to run off with the tattoo artist Drew Cottom. They’ve been together less than a year and are already married, no one attended their wedding, so everyone thinks it’s bull shit. Dumb skank is now covered in tattoos and piercings all over. Hey Zoey, if you’re such a sober vegan, why do you still work in bars? Must suck having no talent and living off your equally as trashy husband.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If you’re looking for a cheating, two-timing loser, look no farther. This guy, Nick Langkamp trolls around downtown Austin and various hookup sites daily. Him and his buddies will all try to play the nice guy–all while lying about their professional sports they supposedly do. He says he is a pro-snowboarder sponsored by Red Bull, but even his own room mate will tell you he just buys a ton of red bull gear to look legit. As for his pro-status, he’s actually just a 30 year old out of shape, overweight wannabe who buys his way onto a team that is supposedly competing in the World Cup. (Yeah right). Watch out, girls. And don’t let him fool you about his herpes sores when he calls them something else. A rose by any other name is still a rose–and drd by any other name is still drd.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Seeking Arrangements releases a “Top Ten City with the Most Gold Diggers” report each year… here are the top 10 cities in America that have the most sugar babies…
1. Austin: 23.24 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
2. Atlanta: 21.60 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
3. Las Vegas: 19.23 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
4. Boston: 18.25 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
5. Orlando: 18.1 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
6. Dallas: 16.83 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
7. Vancouver: 15.36 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
8. Tampa: 14.59 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
9. Chicago: 14.53 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
10. San Francisco: 14.21 sugar daddies per 1,000 men.
I would have thought Las Vegas would be number 1… what you think about this? Pretty accurate?
Where is Newport Beach, CA? This list is a scam.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hefty cow right here tries so hard to be a model it is sad. Almost as sad as her need to post pictures of her drug abuse on the internet. She is in her late twenties and her parents still pay for her car, her apartment, and her drugs. She has to pay photographers to take pictures of her and is constantly dating men for drugs (usually drug dealers) What she really needs to learn is how to clean because her place is always a disgusting mess with drugs and pipes everywhere. You’d think her parents would stop writing checks after failing college and dropping out.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has yet to learn her lesson from the last two times she’s been on here. She has several pictures on the internet of her drug abuse, so how could she be employed? She steals prescription medicine from parents of children she babysits, straight out of their cabinets. Recently, she cheated on her boyfriend of 5 years and he is an insecure, weak being for taking her back. This girl is almost thirty and has not had a job with insurance benefits in her life. when will she ever grow up and stop acting like a child? Can’t just post nudes all over the internet for the rest of your life.. or can you?
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