THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to clarify the confusion.  The last submission someone sent of Gizel and Craig there was some incorrect info. First Gizel Rodriguez and Craig Golias did get married Yes Gizel used to be a man but she is a post-op now. Honestly I think her vagina looks better than most women posted on Thedirty! As far as Craigs “man-hood”, your previous poster got that wrong. Steroids don’t make a mans penis small, just the balls. I know from experience (yes my past 2 ex’s were juice-heads, not too proud of that but whatever right). Steroids don’t shrink the penis, just the balls. Men who “juice” will have virtually none. Anyway, I found their “love” story touching. Just made me realize there is love out there for everyone, and maybe I still have hope.

At least Gizel can hit back like a man if any roid rages occur.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help.  I met this Toronto girl at Spring Break in Cancun and fell in love.  Nik, like no joke… I had best sex of my life with this girl.  I had 4 orgasms in only 5 hours, she can do things with her tongue that no other girl has been able to… I was looking forward to giving her a green card but I lost my phone at the airport and have not been able to stop thinking about her.  Nik, help me out. Text me babe. I miss you.

She looks kind of bulgy in the penis area in the last image.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dallas cutie Brittney here. She is a cute Dallas girls with Texas humps.  She is not a party girl and she is more of a home body and seems to be wifey material, she just gets obsessed with trying to be skinny cause you can tell she feels fat.  I wanted to let her know as a black man, that she is amazing and doesn’t need to do anything to that bangin’ body of hers.

Those legs are only going to get bigger.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, last February I started using Cellan and in a matter of 4 weeks saw results like I never have.  Then during the month of March I got pregnant and stopped.  I had my beautiful daughter in December and immediately started working out so I can get my figure back.  6 weeks into it I hit a wall and than I realized working out and diet alone wasn’t going to get rid of this baby weight.  During my pregnancy I watched a lot of Dr. Oz and he was so adamant about Green Coffee Beans and how affective they are at getting rid of fat.  Once I saw Cellan had a new product made from Green Coffee Beans, I wanted to get it but was hesitant because of the issue I had with the automatic billing last year, but once I saw there is no automatic billing… I had to order a bottle.  2nd week of February I started taking GCBx and this is how I’m doing so far.  Not where I want to be, but got rid of 18 nasty pounds I needed to around my belly area.  Feeling a lot better and I have to say GCBx does work even better than Cellan.  Here are my results after 1 bottle, I just ordered 2 more and I think they will get me to my goal. I’m so happy you’re pushing it because this momma wants her ITG.

Keep going… don’t stop! This isn’t the after picture I want to see yet. I got everyone hooked on GCBx right now. It’s great for guys too.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this picture Lord Disick posted on his instagram. Looks like Scott knew it all along. I always thought Kris Humphries looked like a monster.

I wonder if Scott and Kourtney have a joint bank account… why wont she marry him? Makes no sense to me. The guy is a f*cking Lord.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve written you before. I asked for advice because my life was in a downward spiral, but you pretty much told me it would never get better. I thought you were an ass hole and I was determined to prove you wrong. Well, I couldn’t. Since then, things have gotten worse. I gained 15 pounds, had to move in with my parents and the relationship with them is dissolving, I lost one of my jobs (I now have one part time job) and nearly 45k in student debt. I haven’t been able to replace my second job since I was laid off, and to add insult to injury, my looks have gone downhill since I turned 30. The age when you, and many others, say a woman is just about useless. I hate to say it, but you were right. I realized this when I put an add on the internet offering to be a girlfriend to anyone who could offer me a place to stay. Things do suck after 30. Bad enough that I’m pretty sure I wont stick around for 31. Please let people know that even if they have intentions of doing good in life, they will never be able to do it the wholesome way. I avoided sugar daddies, male sluts, cheaters, cheating, being an easy sl*t and all that stuff because I wanted to be in good moral standing. But that only gets people nowhere. Your message is true. Sad, but true.

This is why women get married so they don’t have to deal with problems like this. Find a security blanket so you can be happy for 4 years.- nik