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Where is Playmate Jaqueline Maree Summers These Days

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, looks like Jaqueline Summers is at it once again! She has her sight set on one of the most notorious former players in NFL history. Unfortunately, it looks like the ex athlete is still “playing the field”. But what confuses me is after Jaqueline dated the infamous world wide owner of the Spearmint Rhino chains, how did she end up with a good for nothing former second rate football player like TJ? I wonder what John Gray thinks about one of his precious bunnies (that he relocated from Australia) running off with a thug ruffian? Or was Jaqueline so destruct by their breakup that her head is still spinning? Oh well, at least Jaqueline was able to persuade the GoPro to invest in her upcoming business ventures. So what is she up to these days? Apparently, she has wormed her way back into Hugh Heffner’s favour and once again participating in the private Playboy mansion events. Moreover, by taking advantage of her network she has been helping her minions manipulate their way into being Playboy Playmates. In fact, two of her friends was just recently named Playboy “Bunnies”. With that being said, how many famous Beverly Hills GoPros did this bunny hop on or is she actually leaving the rest of us in the dust?? What is REALLY going on behind closed door? Either way, she seriously needs to get her relationship together.

I think #JohnGray has a 2000cc fetish.- nik



Anyone Surprised Saudi Prince Majed Abdulaziz Al-Saud Is Missing


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the Saudi Prince Majed Abdulaziz Al-Saud, 29, accused of sexually assaulting ‘multiple women’ over 3 days in a $37 million Beverly Hills compound has disappeared. He was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of forced oral copulation of an adult, but was out on $300,000 bail real fast… since several women have come forward telling the same story. The Los Angeles Times reporter who broke the story doesn’t know where he is now, and neither does anyone else who’s talking. Pretty simple if you ask me, he is definitely took a PJ back to his home… simple as that.

Taking a picture with trash cans should tell you something.- nik



Saudi GoPro Forgot He Was In America

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, now when there hookers go to see a John in the Emirates or Saudi Arabia, anything is game, they literally get sh*t on, pissed on and just treated like slaves… Well a Saudi prince was arrested Wednesday cause he treated a woman like this here in California. Majed Abdulaziz Al-Saud forced oral copulation of an adult, as a neighbor claims he saw a bleeding woman screaming for help from the prince’s multimillion-dollar Beverly Hills compound. This is really great cause this might help some girls on the boarder of hooking realize its not worth it.

If you are P4P — please read above. This will happen to you eventually… it’s a numbers game.- nik

What Is Going On At Equinox in Beverly Hills

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, not sure what is going on here. So all the sudden its cool for all the guys to be wearing these male yoga pants. Its very weird and you can see their penis. I went in there to workout in my Jordan basketball shorts and they basically shamed me for it. I got the dirtiest looks and people like this gentleman weren’t letting me use some machines, but they weren’t using them either, they were just talking about workout supplements and Tinder.

I went to Equinox in Newport Beach one time for a walk thru and I felt like I was at a Gay Pride parade. Guys walked around with their shirts off during workouts. It was super creepy.- nik

Lisa Vanderpump Cannot Be An Animal Lover


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, celebrities spend so much freaking money on the stupidest things, I swear. Lisa Vanderpump bought 2 new miniature horses for her backyard zoo, and had them arrive on a PRIVATE jet. Horses. It was a ‘custom’ jet that got completely made over to accommodate the animals. She should be donating the money she spent to an animal charity. I bet the poor horses were so scared while flying. She needs to stop.

Lisa finally looks her age.- nik

Josh Rabbany Is Nothing But A Poser

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Josh Rabbany from Beverly Hills Luxury Lifestyle. Who actually describes themselves in that way?!?! Pathetic! I can’t stand this guy and his friends at all the Hollywood clubs and parties. Please go away!! They are so rude and total clique thinking they the sh*t? Nobody really cares for this POS and his gay ass friends who could NEVER get and hot LA women unless they promote a nightclub! Lol!!! Josh is your typical Hollywood nut rider/poser- who boasts about being a “go fer” for Chris Brown and French Montana?! Bro, go change the monkey’s diaper! Ain’t nobody give a damn. FOH! Assistants have no lives and can’t have pets?! Such a poser!

Cute monkey bro.- nik

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