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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This guy here is Jhon Michael Cabiling. Used to live in Van but now lives in Surrey in a tiny ass appartment by Whalley since his broke ass fam couldnt afford to pay rent nomo. This guy thinks hes all that, gets cocky all the time when everyone knows he cant do shi, hes a fckin 5 foot filipino midget who can’t fight. He asked his so called ‘bestfriend’s’ ex gf to be f*ck buddies, when they just recently broke up. How low is that?! Can’t get girls fo shi thats why. This guy aint even circumsized, his d*ck smells like Pee, LIKE dude, ever heard of ‘proper cleaning’. If you arent gunna get ur D*ck cut, go f*ckin wash yourself, that’s why noone wants to go down on you. He and his bros all look like monkeys. His teeth are all fcked up, thts why he doesnt smile in pics, like go get braces, oh wait, nvm hes too Poor to afford em. His whole fam in debt, with no education whatsoever.

Watch out for Tinder creep

THE DIRTY ARMY: Met this 19 year old poser Chad McAdams on Tinder and he told me he use to be a big drug dealer and says he comes from a lot of money in Edmonton, scams people and acts like a douche bag all the time. He thinks he’s a pimp when really he’s a huge ass loser. Sleeps around with other fat ugly girls from Tinder and brags about how all the girls on Tinder are obsessed with him! So pathetic.. Nik please put this filthy fraud f*cker on blast!!

Chantelle is dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Gentleman, let me present to you Chantelle. I met this dirty lil asian on okcupid. When we first met up, she seemed very shy and timid, typical asian. Once i got to know her, whoa, she was a dirty little tramp. Know what the best way to get into her pants? Flash a wad of those red $50 bills and she’ll suck you off, while you’re driving. Chantelle’s got no ass, another typical asian feature, but she’s got an unbelievable rack. She fcks like a jack-rabbit on speed. That’s the best way that i can describe it. At this point in our relationship, i would consider us, f**k buddies, so i thought, why not share the wealth for the other gentleman in town, right NIk?

Jump at the speed of light

THE DIRTY ARMY: Niki , this girl is nothing but a lying 2 faced thief , sh’s a gold digger as well , she goes to dab central to pook out and then some how ends up at her boyfriend cousins house where everyone is helping the poor man with the investigation with what’s going on between his cousin and her , poor man is a emotional guy that just wanted someone to be there for him because he’s going through a rough patch in life , Jasmine Dhak basically uses him when she gets the chance knowing he will do anything to make her happy but .. I honestly feel bad for this guy and I know he can do better then a dumb slut like Jasmine clearly guys wanna treat you right till they dip in your pussy and leave haha

Low Life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so get this, this low life is Josh Speight. He is a 23 year old crazy fu*cking idiot he has been charged for several different things Assault, theft and several more. This f*cking josh kid cant even f*cking control himself he looks for so much attention and deserves to be back in jail. He’s cheated on me with this fucking chick from Richmond so many times. I’m pregnant with his kid and when I told him he f*cking threaten to kill himself. He’s a crazy sick person who should get over himself. Stay away from him whatever you do.

Loose Goose


THE DIRTY ARMY: Good evening / day / night / morning , nik here is Lakota Morningstar kakakaway she’s the most selfish , unreliable , ape looking bitch she fronts to be 100 pounds when really she a tone also needs to rub some deodorant under her titties has the biggest gap between her tits I could legit fit my foot between them tits baby got front ! She also has a C cup nipple no class / she gets so belligerently drunk at this high school and rants to All the teenagers lives at her moms milks off mommy ! Beats her little sister grandma mother ! Up ! When intoxicated ! Doesn’t know her limit , very judgemental and arrogant ! That’s the way this cookie crumbles

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