THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This guy here is Jhon Michael Cabiling. Used to live in Van but now lives in Surrey in a tiny ass appartment by Whalley since his broke ass fam couldnt afford to pay rent nomo. This guy thinks hes all that, gets cocky all the time when everyone knows he cant do shi, hes a fckin 5 foot filipino midget who can’t fight. He asked his so called ‘bestfriend’s’ ex gf to be f*ck buddies, when they just recently broke up. How low is that?! Can’t get girls fo shi thats why. This guy aint even circumsized, his d*ck smells like Pee, LIKE dude, ever heard of ‘proper cleaning’. If you arent gunna get ur D*ck cut, go f*ckin wash yourself, that’s why noone wants to go down on you. He and his bros all look like monkeys. His teeth are all fcked up, thts why he doesnt smile in pics, like go get braces, oh wait, nvm hes too Poor to afford em. His whole fam in debt, with no education whatsoever.