11.20.09

More On The Next Brian Durkee

more on the next brian durkee

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here’s more on this kid who thinks he runs Scottsdale, he goes by the name of Bobby B and says if he isn’t promoting it, it’s not happening. All this guy does is try and host 18+ house parties. Here’s the caption from this pic “THIS KISS IS STRICTLY FOR ASHLEIGH ARRUDA BABY CHECK IT HAHA”. Nik this kid needs to be put in his place, please do so.

Bobby B, I heard they are having a sale at Claire’s this weekend on diamonds.  Just giving you the heads up.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Mustache Ride?

Mustache Ride?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this homewrecker needs her @ss kicked. She’s a sl*t and probably has crabs living in the mustache. I’ve also heard that she had a name for it. If you see her walking around campus, feel free to talk sh** or even pluck a little bit of her stash off.

I don’t get it, obviously she owns a pair of tweezers, I mean look at her cr*ckhead eyebrows.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Fake Kerstin

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

Fake kerstin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl on the right is Kerstin M. Sleeps with anyone, anywhere, anytime. Best friend of “cheating jessica” these two go hand in hand. Kerstin is fake to everyone she knows and even doesnt know. At a party we bolth attended awhile back a friend of mine thought he recognized her, turns out he did and she was the biggest wh*re at the school he went to. Shes even slept with her “best friends” loser boyfriend. What a nice girl. She is such a homie hopper this skank needs to be put on blast! would you? She is sporting the red cup!

ASU girls have no morals, it’s like they were raised by wolves.- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Miss Arizona 2009

Miss Arizona 2009

Miss Arizona 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Miss Arizona 2009. Her name is Brittany B*ll and she’s an ASU student by day, Suns’ cheerleader by night. It was announced that she will be representing the state in the Miss USA pageant in April of next year.

Well looks like we lost… where did they find her?  On Van Buren?- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Young Sir Serpe Became Forgy

young serpe forgy.....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Don is on the far right, very forgy at a young age……..Nik, I recently moved to AZ, and love ur site.  I was stupified to see the Serpe’s on The Dirty.  I was born in the same small WI town other posters referred to.  Janesville,WI.  It is an alcoholic riddled, racist sh*thole.  This is why I left immediately for Miami for school and did not return.  My girl however still resides in Janesville, and used to run Dan Serpe’s jewelry store there.  The Diamond Center.  She has stories for days re: Dan and his game.  The weird thing is my girl, myself, and 3/4 of the Serpe “familia” ate together before they returned to AZ from WI.  They were in town for Ken Hendricks funeral, the billionaire owner of ABC Supply who died tragically in a fall at his home.  Dan was telling us how he was there to “buy Diane (Ken’s widow) out of AZ Best Chance Auto.  Now I realize he was just preparing to loot it.  Very sad as the Hendricks family is known as being very stand up people.  I will be having my girl put together a montage of the idiocy for you.  Keep up the good work droppin’ fools who front. I will try and dig up all old photos so people understand why Don is “so close” with his sister.  You are right, nobody can hide from the dirty army.  Talk soon.

I am over Sir Serpe… I want to know more about his sister that he gives shoulder rubs to constantly.  This family doesn’t get it.  DIRTY ARMY is their neighbors, employees, lovers and best friends.  Fake money doesn’t buy happiness.  Sir Serpe all of Scottsdale and the world is laughing at you and you brought it upon yourself… are you really that stupid?- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Ready For Winter

ready for winter

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, caught this one standing in line at the mini mart, HE’s all ready for winter in Scottsdale!

He is probably family money.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Dante The Douche

Posted in Scottsdale

Dante the Douche -

Dante the Douche -

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Dante S*llers. Total douche bag. He’s a wannabe football player, part time gangster whose dream is to go to the NFL. Yet, he can’t take care of his little sidescratch he had with his girl Paige. His ex-GF wants him to be a part of her life, but he won’t. He always tries to look hard in his pictures, but he just ends up looking like a loser. Put the “Fear of God” into this douche please!

A necklace and a bandana? What a bad ass.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Fashion Freak?

Fashion Freak?

Fashion Freak?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie. She’s small and apparently really hip in the fashion world. She went to New School for the Arts in Tempe. She is an inspiring fashion designer, although I’ve NEVER seen anything she has made. She breathes and lives fashion, though! Would you? I would.

Answer: No, are you kidding me? Her eyes are way too far apart and her hair looks like it was burnt off in a fire.


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Just Another Scottsdale Gay

Posted in Scottsdale

Just another Scottsdale Gay

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can’t even say much about this. I’ll let the dirty do the talking… Please move out of Arizona!

Why do you send me these things?- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Sir Serpe’s Father Speaks

seniorserpe

EMAIL From Senior Serpe: I am not writing you to fight my son’s battles or anything but I do want to give you a little background information on the Serpe family to see if you might consider taking down the posts about my son.  WE ARE F*CKING CRAZY MOTHERF*CKERS WHO WILL F*CK YOUR WORLD UP!!!  We have money and connections the likes you have never seen.  I have advised my son that getting into a physical altercation with you is not the best idea because I am sure your little b*tch ass will press charges and Don may end in jail.  What I have decided to do is set aside $500,000 for Donny to do whatever it takes to have your site shut down if you do not remove his posts.  That is what money does, it buys you power!  TEST ME MY FRIEND AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET 10 LAWYER LETTERS FROM 10 DIFFERENT LAWYERS.  How about you open the newspaper tomorrow and see a full page ad with your DUI picture! DO NOT F*CK WITH THE SERPE’S, A FEW PEOPLE HAVE BEFORE AND IT HAS NOT ENDED WELL FOR THEM AND IT WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU.

Well, it was a good run.  Thank you Senior Serpe for showing me the light.  Not for nothing, but you look like a fatter version of Brian Leske.- nik

Also See:

“The Don Of Scottsdale” Is Gunning For You On Facebook Nik

Biggest Poser In Scottsdale Sir Serpe Gets Called Out In Comments By Dirty Army


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"