11.06.09

Nasty Girls On Mill Ave

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

nasty girls on mill ave

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at these nasty @ss girls out walking around on Mill ave.  dont know why they thought they looked good enough to leave the house in those outfits!

By the back fat, you can tell this girls are Sophmores. -nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Dirty Key

DIRTY KEY

DIRTY KEY

THE DIRTY ARMY: SO NIK HERES THE DEAL, THIS GIRL MODELS FOR A CLASSY COMPANY NAMED DREAM GIRLS. SHE IS A NASTY, TRASHY WH*RE, WHO CAN’T SEEM TO STAY FAITHFUL TO HER DRUGY BOYFRIEND. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD GET OUT OF THE TUCSON DRAMA BY MOVING TO CALI, BUT SHE COULDN’T MANAGE TO STAY AWAY SINCE SHE’S NOTHING SPECIAL THERE. SHE PRETENDS THAT SHE DOESN’T SLEEP AROUND, BUT THAT’S ANOTHER LIE… THAT’S ALL SHE DOES. SHE CLEANS UP WELL WITH HELP OF A MODELING AGENCY BUT THAT CAN’T HIDE ALL THAT FAT UNDERNEATH HER CLOTHES. SHE HAS CELLULITE UP THE @SS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THIS GIRL IN HER PLACE.

Her +2’s are awful, and I can tell she photoshopped her fat out.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Cheating Sloot

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

Cheating B**ch

Cheating B**ch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Danielle Re**ce. She is the biggest sl*t I have ever met in my life. She got married when she was 19 to a guy named joseph C. i have never met joseph but i went to high school with him and saw him around, and he always seemed like a nice guy. anyways, she was a wh*re who couldnt keep her legs closed while he was off fighting for his country and cheated on him while he was in iraq with this guy to the left (a nasty ass guy who works for petsmart= where the dogs shop ha). Both Danielle and Nik need to be put on blast. they are dirty disgusting people who are perfect for each other. thx Nik Richie! she is a wh*re and everyone needs to know it!

I don’t see what the big deal is, every military marriage is like this. -nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Nat The Rat And New Plaything

Nat the Rat and New Plaything

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here we have the Queen of Scottsdale Natalia Ratalia (douch w red bad died hair) Dj Slippees Queen. This Byatch really thinks her shizit dont stink. She is bragging now how her and Em, (blonde ho) are haveing 3 ways all the time with King Slippee. Look at her monster forehead, seriously they run the door at Myst where the King rulez his kiddie court and they brag and brag oh yeah and brag about how they are “IT” in Scottsdale, Nik put this chommy in her place.. oh yeah would you?

Answer: No, you know my feelings on red heads, expecially ones with thunder thighs.


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Subject: Am I Hot Enough For You Nik?

skinny enough for you?

skinny enough for you?

skinny enough for you?

EMAIL:  Nikky I am a big fan since the dirty scottsdale days and I noticed how picky you are on fat girls.  I need your honest opinion if you think I am fat because I think I have the body you like now.  This is a personal email so please don’t put it on your site, but would you be willing to date me?  Honestly do you think I am pretty?  I know you like blue eyes and I think I have pretty ones.  Please email me back if you have time. xx

Sorry that I posted these images publicly, but you need help and I need a family member or friend to step up in your life.  You don’t need to look skinny to date me or any other guy.  I am sorry and please do not be upset with me… hopefully you will thank me later some day.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

The REAL Things

The REAL things

56-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no plus two needed here! Would you?

Answer: no.  Its not all +2’s, she has football shoulders, is a little thick and her stubby fingers scare me.


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Can I Get A Price Check

Posted in Scottsdale

photo-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need to start making people fear the dirty. I was at Fry’s in old town making a liquor run and I could not let this guy get away with taking his job so seriously.  Dude was directing traffic at the end of the self check-out wearing a tie and blazer, working here must be in his long term plan.

Musta been on the weekend.  He was just trying to impress all the ladies of the night.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Tower Of Piza

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

tower of piza

tower of piza

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this random passed out at one of the SAE costume parties… dont pass out with your shoes on man haha.

You could have at least made things interesting by writing on him. Not impressed.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

ASU Cheater

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale

fake whor

fake whor

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is chrissa she has been on this site before she says she’s a suns dancer but sorry your not good enough and will always dance nose bleed and getting your boob job still didn’t help. This girl is a wh*re she likes to take pictures of herself completely naked with her legs spread apart and send them to guys (if anyone has them still send them in!) she’s not even dating she thinks that will make them like her more, sorry no they will only want a quick hook up with you. She has been seeing this guy Derek B*xter I don’t know what he is thinking he can make a wh*re in to a house wife sorry Derek but chrissa was at my boys house the other night having with him. Sorry she wont ever change and will still continue you to come over to my bros house and cheat on you no matter what so I would think twice about her and you could do so much better bro. oh yeah its the fatass in the pink and than there is one with her so called boyfriend.

He looks like your typical ASU douche, I’m not surprised. After he graduatesm he’ll get a job in sales and then go on to lurk college chicks still.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

Thats A Chick On The Left

Posted in Scottsdale

OMG THATS A CHICK ON THE LEFT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so i feel bad even sending this in but all i could think of was this site when i saw it…its a picture of 2 girls from a halloween party..i may or may not know them…the one in the red well when i first saw the pic I didn’t realize who it was and thought it was one of my guy friends dressed as a chick but i was wrong…there is a sh*t ton more pics i went through to verify…omg roids are crazy these days.

I’m speechless.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"