
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here’s more on this kid who thinks he runs Scottsdale, he goes by the name of Bobby B and says if he isn’t promoting it, it’s not happening. All this guy does is try and host 18+ house parties. Here’s the caption from this pic “THIS KISS IS STRICTLY FOR ASHLEIGH ARRUDA BABY CHECK IT HAHA”. Nik this kid needs to be put in his place, please do so.
Bobby B, I heard they are having a sale at Claire’s this weekend on diamonds. Just giving you the heads up.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this homewrecker needs her @ss kicked. She’s a sl*t and probably has crabs living in the mustache. I’ve also heard that she had a name for it. If you see her walking around campus, feel free to talk sh** or even pluck a little bit of her stash off.
I don’t get it, obviously she owns a pair of tweezers, I mean look at her cr*ckhead eyebrows.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl on the right is Kerstin M. Sleeps with anyone, anywhere, anytime. Best friend of “cheating jessica” these two go hand in hand. Kerstin is fake to everyone she knows and even doesnt know. At a party we bolth attended awhile back a friend of mine thought he recognized her, turns out he did and she was the biggest wh*re at the school he went to. Shes even slept with her “best friends” loser boyfriend. What a nice girl. She is such a homie hopper this skank needs to be put on blast! would you? She is sporting the red cup!
ASU girls have no morals, it’s like they were raised by wolves.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Miss Arizona 2009. Her name is Brittany B*ll and she’s an ASU student by day, Suns’ cheerleader by night. It was announced that she will be representing the state in the Miss USA pageant in April of next year.
Well looks like we lost… where did they find her? On Van Buren?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Don is on the far right, very forgy at a young age……..Nik, I recently moved to AZ, and love ur site. I was stupified to see the Serpe’s on The Dirty. I was born in the same small WI town other posters referred to. Janesville,WI. It is an alcoholic riddled, racist sh*thole. This is why I left immediately for Miami for school and did not return. My girl however still resides in Janesville, and used to run Dan Serpe’s jewelry store there. The Diamond Center. She has stories for days re: Dan and his game. The weird thing is my girl, myself, and 3/4 of the Serpe “familia” ate together before they returned to AZ from WI. They were in town for Ken Hendricks funeral, the billionaire owner of ABC Supply who died tragically in a fall at his home. Dan was telling us how he was there to “buy Diane (Ken’s widow) out of AZ Best Chance Auto. Now I realize he was just preparing to loot it. Very sad as the Hendricks family is known as being very stand up people. I will be having my girl put together a montage of the idiocy for you. Keep up the good work droppin’ fools who front. I will try and dig up all old photos so people understand why Don is “so close” with his sister. You are right, nobody can hide from the dirty army. Talk soon.
I am over Sir Serpe… I want to know more about his sister that he gives shoulder rubs to constantly. This family doesn’t get it. DIRTY ARMY is their neighbors, employees, lovers and best friends. Fake money doesn’t buy happiness. Sir Serpe all of Scottsdale and the world is laughing at you and you brought it upon yourself… are you really that stupid?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, caught this one standing in line at the mini mart, HE’s all ready for winter in Scottsdale!
He is probably family money.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Dante S*llers. Total douche bag. He’s a wannabe football player, part time gangster whose dream is to go to the NFL. Yet, he can’t take care of his little sidescratch he had with his girl Paige. His ex-GF wants him to be a part of her life, but he won’t. He always tries to look hard in his pictures, but he just ends up looking like a loser. Put the “Fear of God” into this douche please!
A necklace and a bandana? What a bad ass.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie. She’s small and apparently really hip in the fashion world. She went to New School for the Arts in Tempe. She is an inspiring fashion designer, although I’ve NEVER seen anything she has made. She breathes and lives fashion, though! Would you? I would.
Answer: No, are you kidding me? Her eyes are way too far apart and her hair looks like it was burnt off in a fire.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can’t even say much about this. I’ll let the dirty do the talking… Please move out of Arizona!
Why do you send me these things?- nik


EMAIL From Senior Serpe: I am not writing you to fight my son’s battles or anything but I do want to give you a little background information on the Serpe family to see if you might consider taking down the posts about my son. WE ARE F*CKING CRAZY MOTHERF*CKERS WHO WILL F*CK YOUR WORLD UP!!! We have money and connections the likes you have never seen. I have advised my son that getting into a physical altercation with you is not the best idea because I am sure your little b*tch ass will press charges and Don may end in jail. What I have decided to do is set aside $500,000 for Donny to do whatever it takes to have your site shut down if you do not remove his posts. That is what money does, it buys you power! TEST ME MY FRIEND AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET 10 LAWYER LETTERS FROM 10 DIFFERENT LAWYERS. How about you open the newspaper tomorrow and see a full page ad with your DUI picture! DO NOT F*CK WITH THE SERPE’S, A FEW PEOPLE HAVE BEFORE AND IT HAS NOT ENDED WELL FOR THEM AND IT WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU.
Well, it was a good run. Thank you Senior Serpe for showing me the light. Not for nothing, but you look like a fatter version of Brian Leske.- nik
Also See:
“The Don Of Scottsdale” Is Gunning For You On Facebook Nik
Biggest Poser In Scottsdale Sir Serpe Gets Called Out In Comments By Dirty Army

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"