She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Major Creeper
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte | May 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Daniel G**cia, or “D” as he has everyone call him. This guy is a major douche, get this: He is a 27 year old man, who has been pretending to be a student at Appalachian for a year now (he finally got caught a couple months back and is in jail). The d*ck has only been dating the freshman girls, with the exception of a cr*ckwh*re mother of 3 children. Cool guy right?
He was probably stalking someone behind those trees.- nik
Dominatrix
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, Wake Forest, Would You? | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I figured it out non of these girls are good enough for you, its cause your a lil freaky one arent you…this dominatrix I think is just what you need. Check out all her accessories, how many spanking padels can one women have.
Nice Cross in the backround, I don’t really think Jesus would approve of your lifestyle. Just sayin’- nik
Let’s Play A Game
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC | April 21st, 2009
Is this shim tucking a Greg? DIRTY ARMY your thoughts?
Manwh*re Cop, Frodo Baggins Sister, And The Bride Of Frankenstien
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: These three ridiculous looking people are complete douches. the dude is a man wh*re who has f*cked both of those ugly ass chicks and pretty much anything else that moves. Frodos sister is a dumb wh*re who likes to get as much attention from anybody and anything in ANY way possible. I dont even think I need to discuss Frankensteins Bride- I mean look at her. REALLY?!
Her +2 is trying to escape.- nik
For The Gays?
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | April 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i asked this guy for a pic on myspace (im a girl) and this is what he sent me. kinda gay if you ask me.. so nik, is he for the gays?
Yes, mommy’s underwear and the gayviators gave it away.- nik
Would You?
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC, Would You? | April 15th, 2009
NO: The only reason the is laying that way is to cover her stomach rolls.
A Horse NOT To Ride
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Would You? | April 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This b*tch is in a sorority, thinks that she’s this southern belle slathering her verbage in a disgusting, distasteful southern accent, she moves though social groups faster than a bad trend because of her dying urge to f*ck everything under the sun. I’ve heard her FATHER remind her to take her birthcontrol as far back as highschool so she’s not exactly the new girl on the block. She hangs out at City Limits downtown and for some unknown reason feels the need to hoist herself onto the mechanical bull frequently to jiggle that shit around for all to view (&then spew) but honestly believes shes sexy. So tell me Nik, after being slipped a rufie, blindfolded, with a novacain numbed greg, in a dark room with no witnesses, and with a BJ from Jenna Jameson before- would you?
Answer: No, I could still feel her fat jiggling all over me.
Awesome Chick
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham | April 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is so AWESOME!! she’s going to be the BIGGEST plus size model to ever come from raleigh!! She’s really going to BLOW UP!! i mean SERIOUSLY!! she’s SO COOL!! and all the guys want to DO HER! all the girls want to BE HER!!! anyone who thinks this chick is crazy should go see a therapist because SHE’S NOT CRAZY!! I SWEAR!!!
I detect some sarcasm.- nik
Actin A Fool
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | April 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my boy kev, actin a fool! clown him dogg. ps, luv tha site kid!
Dennis Rodman? Is that you?- nik
I Had To Laugh
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina | April 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i was hollerin at some girlies on myspace the other day and got to talkin to this beezy. i told her to email me her “sexiiest” pic she had and she did… this was it.. hahaha!!! ridiculous!
Emailer you are further proof that myspace is for stalkers, and the dude you were cyber-flirting with needs to shave his pits.- nik
