Appalachian State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

I Had To Laugh

April 8, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina 7

gunz

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i was hollerin at some girlies on myspace the other day and got to talkin to this beezy. i told her to email me her “sexiiest” pic she had and she did… this was it.. hahaha!!! ridiculous!

Emailer you are further proof that myspace is for stalkers, and the dude you were cyber-flirting with needs to shave his pits.- nik



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He Calls Himself “The Heartbreaker”

April 7, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham, UNC, Wake Forest 8

gayheartbreaker

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this douche calls himself “the heartbreaker” and thinks hes the all time biggest player in north carolina. he needs to realize that hes nothing but a little pu**y that falls in love with anything that walks then proceeds to cheat on it. more like “the homo” to me..

Sorry, I don’t believe that any chick would even date this guy in the first place.- nik



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Nik Should I?

April 4, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, The Citadel, The Dirty, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest 27

shouldi

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.

Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik



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I Found A Winner

April 3, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University 6

nic-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is also Nik.  This guy is a dweeb loser kid who normally I wouldn’t waste my time with…But he is always talking about girls and how many girls he has had, or how hot the last chick he was with is, or how many good looking girls are at the parties he goes too.  Clearly he is just talking a bunch sh*t and I can only imagine what actually goes down not whats in this guys fantasy mind.

I bet you that land monster bleeds Rocky Road ice cream.- nik



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This Is How We Get Down

April 2, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest 10

pimpparty

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is how we git down in tar heel city NC playa u kno house partiez n chronic bluntz all nite cuz. dirty army reppin tha east kidd

Emailer I don’t understand anything you just said, can somebody please translate? Is he trying to tell me how proud he is of his sausage fest? WTF?- nik



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Biggest Wh*re

March 31, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, Would You? 4

Biggest Whore in Lexington

Biggest Whore in Lexington

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is RIDICULOUS!! She thinks she is the hottest thing in town. I mean, this town is pretty small, but she is probably closer to the ugliest thing then she is to the hottest around here. She is a Liar and has no friends because she lies on all of them and about them. She sleeps with every guy she meets (seriously) . There prolly aint but 3 or 4 guys left that she hasnt made her rounds with. The picture with the tounge ring in was taken right after she came back into town after abandoning her two small kids for 3 weeks to run around and smoke cr*ck with a Elderly 60+ gentleman. Bottom line, she talks sh*t about everyone and what they do, and how nasty everyone is, and thinks she is the sh*t so can u let her know the truth???

You can almost mistaken that tongue ring for another sh*t spot on her face.- nik



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Big Trout Pimpin Hard

March 30, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC, Wake Forest 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, check out this trout pimpin it hard last night. he was pullin ass left and right. some trouts just cant be stopped. Dont hate the trout, hate the game!

Nice catch TROUT, she looks like she just got hit by a Mac truck repeatedly.- nik



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Michael Jordan And Dr. J

March 27, 2009 Appalachian State, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest 8

mj

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, snuck a picture of the two legends.. Dr. J and MJ just kickin it. these guys got it made in the shade… your welcome!!

Your welcome for what? I always see Jordan out making an ass of himself. But thanks for the contribution I guess?- nik



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