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National Health Warning

March 6, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Harvard, Hawaii, Honolulu, SDSU, South Florida, Southern, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, University Of Central Florida, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University of Miami, University Of Montana, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech, Washington State, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan, Xavier, Yale 6 6,723 Views

The gift that keeps on giving.- nik

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Officer Died When He Crashed His Patrol Car During Pursuit

March 5, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Dirty TV, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham 7 1 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: The footage was released Wednesday in response to a lawsuit filed by the Star-News against the city, county and Wilmington police. Matthews died Feb. 18 when he crashed his patrol car on his way to assist another officer chasing 3 drug suspects. Click here for more

Why would the local media release this video? It makes no sense? Let the Matthews family have some peace.- nik

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ATTENTION NC

March 4, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University 4 6,297 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Look who it is! This is Jewels, the biggest stalker/creeper ever! She is beyond ugly and stalks any single guy who will give her the time of day. she stalked my boyfriend for 5 months, and would park her beat up honda outside of his house and sit there blasting areosmith and crying. She also used to call him and pretend she was going to kill herself if he didnt come over and see her. this b*tch is actually insane too. when she was 13 she was put in a mental hospital for cooking her hamster and eating with ketchup. nik, blast this crazy h*e. but dont say anything nice or else she will come after you!!

She ate her own hamster? I’m really disturbed by this.- nik

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We Do EVERYTHING together!

February 24, 2009 Appalachian State 3 7,622 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: These 2 h*es have been best friends since 1st grade, and literally do everything together, and i mean everything. they are rumored to do a 2 for 1 deal when it comes to sucking d*ck. they are also the biggest c*ke wh*res ever and will do anything for a line of bl*w. they barely graduated college, and are a disgrace to ASU. someone please tell them that they are not cute and that they need to get their shit together.

I see a blueberry muffin top, and a horse.- nik

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Hunter Assh*le

February 23, 2009 Appalachian State 3 0 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This ass thinks he is the coolest thing around campus, but he is nothing but the biggest redneck ever. he thinks it turns on girls when he talks about how many animals he has killed, little does he know it disgusts us! he has a fat cow of a gf who he cheats on 24/7 and thinks its completely okay. he says he has a bunch of money but his parents are dirt broke and live in a trailer. he also is rumored to randomly have sex with the carcuses of dead bears, but no worries only the female ones. nik, put this f*cker on blast!

Bestiality at it’s finest.- nik

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