The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jared M*s**. He works at a local Tucson bar called Dirtbags, and he thinks he’s hot sh*t. He says he will only date white girls just to prove that he can get with them. He’s a total player with no game, and he a psycho liar that will tell anyone anything! None of his friends like him and he’s such a douche liar, that he’s actually been diagnosed with a mental disorder!

How many self made music videos does this guy have? I wanna see one, I think it would be amusing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch sleeps around with every guy who works at the Park Place Mall. I just dumped her like a week ago after finding out she was sleeping with 3 guys from Abercrombie and 2 from no name Kiosks! You really can’t get any worse than f*cking all the losers who couldn’t even get into the U of A! This girl is hideous and obviously once was a man, nik please blast this whore!

She is not very smart sleeping with these low level guys for free stuff…but I guess thats the best you can do when you look like a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick Georganne Mo** is on the UofA track team and has gone through half of the football team in just a year here. She is a total bitychy trick with fake t*ties and more make up on her face than a circus clown would be proud of. She is just gross to just look at;
So Nik,would you?

Answer: no.  Wouldn’t let those teeth near my greg, she seems like someone who has sex as a work-out

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girl ally le** not only looks like a dirty little mouse, but her croaky voice will make anyone throw up in their mouth while talking to her. shes like a little kid, blacking out and puking constantly and only eats pizza, chicken fingers and mac n cheese. i know atleast 6 or 7 guys shes been with, and she teases them and tries to whip them, and she even cheated on her old boyfriend with me and a bunch of other guys. nik i dont even need to ask if you would because not even the creepy tucson locals who live under bridges would touch this.. put this girl on blast my man.

I’m somebody has asked her to paper bag her face…anyone?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK AS WE HAVE ALL SEEN THIS IS ASHL*Y BE*** AND HER NEW BEST FRIEND A*SAKI La*** OF COURSE THIS GIRL SWITCHES FRIENDS LIKE SHE SWITCHES HER PANTIES. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO BE TOLD. OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS THE BIGGEST SL*T ON CAMPUS. NOW WITH A*SAKI IT IS A WORLD OF TROUBLE. THEY ARE SO NASTY AND FU*K ANY BLACK GUY IN THE MCKALE. THEY LOOK LIKE TWO MEN AND SHOULD HAVE NOT BEEN WEARING THAT AT A PARTY. ALMOST MADE ME VOMIT INSTEAD OF GIVE ME A HARD ON. RECENTLY I HEARD THAT THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE TOSSING THEM BACK AND FORTH AND HAVING 3 SOMES WITH THEM. IF THEY DONT KNOW IT THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AND ARE HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME GUYS. CAN YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING LETS ALL WORK ON GETTING THESE DRAG QUEENS TO STOP IT. EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THEIR DINNER DOWN AND STOP PUKING AT THE SIGHT OF THEM OR HEARING THEIR NAMES TOSSED AROUND. .

I wonder how many purple crayons she dreams of.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Marlena H***, is so nasty looking that when I come within 10 ft of her i feel like i’m going to vomit everywhere. she is a total sl*t even tho i dont know how she could possibly be a wh*re, because she missing major +2’s and she looks like some sort of creature from the discovery channel. her voice is also horrible, sounds like a pig is dying when she talks and her voice pierces through ur ears like nails on a chalkboard..

Does she smell of old spilt vodka and krusty champagne she drank to try and cure her hangover.- nik