The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Ciara Sky Marie Logan and yes, she is just as crazy as her name is too long. I started casually talking to this girl a while back, and when it didn’t progress into a relationship, she flipped out on me and started stalking me. She added tons of my friends on facebook (that she had never met before) and started talking sh*t about me, while asking where I was all the time. I just heard from a friend that some sweet girl let Ciara live at her house, and she found some dog on the street, took it in and let the dog sh*t all over the house. When the girl asked her to get rid of the dog, she turned into the psycho she is and stole an entire bed from the girl and broke some of her things. I also heard Ciara is pregnant and constantly chain-smokes. When people tell her how horrible it is for the baby, she gets augmentative. DON’T LET THIS CRAZY GIRL IN YOUR LIFE. SHE IS TOXIC.

Whats wrong with her grill…does she do that with every picture that shows them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is THE sh*t show is Dare Slonaker. You might have seen him around Tucson sporting his trademark pastel shorts and mustered stained t-Shrit. Other than being a disheveled boooze bag, Dare has been known to “Lay his mac down,” on every bottom feeding sloot that Tucson has to offer. His super unattractive kissing pose is featured literally in every picture he takes. Though he references himself as the, “U of A Prodigy,” he is more like a lonely commodity… Nik I “Dare,” you to inform the public about this sh*t show train wreck before its to late.

Just know you’ll be sleeping with a future street meat vendor.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rana who apparently goes by “Ron” now, was always the weird kid in school, but he took it to a whole new level when he started harassing me through text. Somehow he got my number, and when he started texting me, I refused to tell this creep who I was dating. At this point he assumed I was lying, and to “punish me” or something he began harassing me with sexual and graphic pictures and texts. He sent me a picture of his greg, and later, when I asked him why he was doing this and why he thought I would ever be into him, he replied “I think you’re sexy as f*ck, and please b*tch, you’re craving for my d*ck inside you, stretching that tight p*ssy out.” He continued to send messages of this type many, many times per day, regardless of whether or not I replied. This went on for 3 days until I finally threatened to call the police. He still texts me at least once per day to ask me to forgive him. I guess he doesn’t understand that normal people don’t do that. Maybe it’s because this kid is the biggest tool ever. He thinks he’s a dj, when in fact he has no sense of rhythm and no musicality, and very few people actually enjoy, rather than endure his company. And now, he sexually harassed a minor through text. Just because I’m sexy doesn’t mean you have the right to tell me you “just jacked off to the thought of you giving me great head.” So f*ck off. And stop texting me.

I’m sure you’re not the only one, those are mass text messages you are receiving.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the nastiest of the nasty. He’s a f*cking MORON FIRST OF ALL. He plays in a band that’s a joke, full of guys that do nothing but sit around all day on facebook hitting on 15 year old girls. He recently had a baby with one of my friends, a GORGEOUS girl, and doesn’t do sh*t for them because he’s going to because being in a band means hes going to be “really rich and famous one day”. Not to mention all he would do when she was pregnant was go out to parties, get black out drunk and f*ck underage sk*nks. I don’t know how this ugly piece of sh*t still manages to sleep with anyone, let alone get any girl to give him the time of day. He’s a f*cking worthless idiot and one of the most disgusting people I’ve ever seen in my entire life. He needs to be put on blast asap!!

Looks like he’s abusing that cat, hope he doesn’t do that with his kid.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zena Ripley. I’ve heard some stories involving this sk*nk. She was in a class of mine at PCC and I’m not a fan. Her wannabe hipster attitude, the evil glares and faux personality, the gut that extends further than her unnaturally gigantic t*ts, the constant slurping of Thirstbusters (we get it, you like to swallow), there is nothing attractive about her. Her trashy reputation follows her everywhere. The long list of drug abuse and promiscuity, cheating on her boyfriend Taylor, and just plain stupidity. She sucked a guy off at the movies; he brought her to the cheap seats. Ironic? In spirits of the new year, Nik put this troll on blast. Maybe she’ll reevaluate herself.

That face is the cheap way og giving yourself a nose job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Natasha Hertzberg formerly known as tempe’s biggest wh*re. But currently resides in tucson and is slowly regaining her title as the universities biggest SL*T!!! Keep your men close to you natasha will eff anything on 2 legs. This girl is notorious for trying to hook up with anything and anyone… This is the dirtiest b*tch in all of Arizona, if you like loose vag she is all yours!! If you like fake tans and bleach blonde hair natasha is your girl she is one of the FAKEST b*tches i’ve ever met! Natasha should just replace her teeth with automatic lube dispensers, cause she gives the best blow job in town. Nik this girl needs a hotline for every desperate horny many to call her up…… WATCH OUT NATASHA IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

Hey if success to her is being a biker babe sloot, let the girl dream.- nik