THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, You have had some douche bags come out of Tucson but this guy is probably the biggest douche bag there. His name is Edward Noriega, he claims to have been a top star recruit for college wrestling but really was a walk on. He then moved to Tucson with his friends who are some of the biggest tools you will ever meet. His claim to fame is his incredible softball prowess or so he thinks. He has no life but that and will turn down a night out with a girl for a night at Sports Park. But when he actually does take a girl out, it is probably the worst experience ever. I sadly regret ever giving this guy a night out. All he talked about was about his pending softball career and how he gets VIP ask to all the clubs in Tucson. Further more if a girl is dumb enough, which I pity them, they will experience the worst sex of their life as they try not to gag from the dirty stench in his filthy room. Also Nick, if you can believe this, his dick smells worse then his room. I know I might sound like I am heart broken girl but really I just want to warn any other girls that might encounter him roaming 4th avenue.
His pits look like a ladies trap. What’s he wear a C-cup?- nik